The Norm Classics by Michael Jantze for August 30, 2012

  1. Penguins
    James Hopkins  over 12 years ago

    That would be a little awkward for a first date…

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    HeidiTentee  over 12 years ago

    Actually, there is an app for that.

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    runar  over 12 years ago

    Next thing we know, she’ll roll over, wake up, and accuse Norm of sexual harrassment.

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    BigKid  over 12 years ago

    This is SUCH a green light.

    1) Hold her hand. If she wakes up, looks in your eys and smiles, go to number 2. If not, go to number 3.2) Plant one on her lips and commence mini make out session.3) Tell her your leg has fallen asleep and ask her to get up, because you do not want to get pegged into the “safe friend who gets no lovin’” role.

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    rini1946  over 12 years ago

    knock her on the floor she got hair in you popcorn at the price they charge for popcorn at the the movies get rid of her

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    runar  over 12 years ago

    How does that make me guilty? May the twk-men infest your deodands!

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    coffeeturtle  over 12 years ago

    Her snoring is disturbing the other movie goers! How rude! And how awkward this is about to become! :-)

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    ndr97cp2008  over 12 years ago

    I think it’s kind of sweet.

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