Chuck is so excited, he is beside himself. Suited up, its high noon, its Monday and its time to get’r done….Marge is bringing the helmet and safety glasses, it will be a day to remember. All of Ballard Street is invited, meet in the park and let the games begin.
IMB here… reporting remotely via my unicycle powered satellite link from a small village in Terdmunkistan…. still performing Quality Audits on potential suppliers of cowbells for Mona’s Midnight Massage & Hardware Emporium. I will endeavor to persevere in my quest for obtaining only the finest products fit for the residents of BS. First I would like to apologize for the apparent spam generated on Saturday in my name selling counterfeit and overpriced “safety analysis” reports regarding Roy’s incorrect rigging of the “Comfy Tune Out” apparatus. Unfortunately I cannot reimburse those folks that (in good faith) paid for these counterfeit document(s), as the credit card charges were transferred to an un-named offshore account. Also, my lawyer in Barbados advised me that those unfortunate victims should have noticed the obvious misspelling of Ess’s name (Exx’s) as an indication of fraud and that they should have “known better”…. oh, enough of that boring blather. The purpose of my update today is to provide a “heads-up” that Chuck’s contraption was NOT purchased at MMM&HE, as she only sell products that have been personally tested and deemed safe for the residents of BS… a quick search on the Gaggle Plutonium search engine found that the product Chuck is displaying is not only UL listed and unapproved by OSHA, but is NOT fabricated using recycled materials… therefore not complying with BS HOA Covenants under the clause of Yard Ornamentation/Decorative, pp. 4.3.8; so buyers beware!!! (…now where did I put that Banana Boat Sunscreen?)
chromosome Premium Member over 12 years ago
He’s ready to punch in to work.
otforever over 12 years ago
Piss off the wrong people and he’s going to be Ground Chuck.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
Today is Chucks is day of spring! Looks like he left his zoobas in the dryer too long!
margueritem over 12 years ago
This drawing really makes me smile!
anniebodyhome over 12 years ago
Go back for your helmet, sweetie.
Varnes over 12 years ago
He’s got a spring in his step this morning…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yes, it’s definitely Spring time for him… but if he’s not careful with those things, he may be headed for a Fall.
aejb over 12 years ago
…. has helmets and protections everywhere except on his head.
eddie6192 over 12 years ago
Chuck………….the human pinball.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
hes going to go play in traffic.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
If I had Chuck’s outfit, I’d be bouncing off the walls.
Lefty2 over 12 years ago
Chuck is so excited, he is beside himself. Suited up, its high noon, its Monday and its time to get’r done….Marge is bringing the helmet and safety glasses, it will be a day to remember. All of Ballard Street is invited, meet in the park and let the games begin.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
IMB here… reporting remotely via my unicycle powered satellite link from a small village in Terdmunkistan…. still performing Quality Audits on potential suppliers of cowbells for Mona’s Midnight Massage & Hardware Emporium. I will endeavor to persevere in my quest for obtaining only the finest products fit for the residents of BS. First I would like to apologize for the apparent spam generated on Saturday in my name selling counterfeit and overpriced “safety analysis” reports regarding Roy’s incorrect rigging of the “Comfy Tune Out” apparatus. Unfortunately I cannot reimburse those folks that (in good faith) paid for these counterfeit document(s), as the credit card charges were transferred to an un-named offshore account. Also, my lawyer in Barbados advised me that those unfortunate victims should have noticed the obvious misspelling of Ess’s name (Exx’s) as an indication of fraud and that they should have “known better”…. oh, enough of that boring blather. The purpose of my update today is to provide a “heads-up” that Chuck’s contraption was NOT purchased at MMM&HE, as she only sell products that have been personally tested and deemed safe for the residents of BS… a quick search on the Gaggle Plutonium search engine found that the product Chuck is displaying is not only UL listed and unapproved by OSHA, but is NOT fabricated using recycled materials… therefore not complying with BS HOA Covenants under the clause of Yard Ornamentation/Decorative, pp. 4.3.8; so buyers beware!!! (…now where did I put that Banana Boat Sunscreen?)
Tigressy over 2 years ago
Claude really blew it this time:
https://cleoandcompany.net/march-25-2022/
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Chuck should give Gary some pointers…
Easier clean up than knocking it down… @cleoandcompany.net
Good T.D.I.F. morning, Cleophanatics!
Tolkien Reading Medal Of Honor and Lobster Newberg Day
or… if you’re having leftovers….Lobster Oldberg Day
Y’al have a great day! (((((HuGz!)))))
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good morming Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
Tigressy over 2 years ago
Let the Sunshine in!
https://cleoandcompany.net/march-26-2022/
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Dogzilla rises again! @cleoandcompany.net
Good morning weekly puzzlers!
National Epilepsy Awareness, Spinach and Nougat day
I prefer my nougat in a Milky Way bar.
Y’all have a calm weekend. (((((HuGz!)))))
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.