Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 28, 2012

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Gladys knows that he’ll never make it back lunch time. Perhaps she’ll see him at dinner, she never knows. Once he was gone for three days. he came home mumbling something about engine trouble…

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    The Nihilist  over 12 years ago

    Wave and smile…

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    x_Tech  over 12 years ago

    That’s the Fixed Wing Rotor Top Personal Lifting System better know as the Whirligig Flying Thing (WFT). It is totally new design replacing the Will That Fly? (WTF) device that Inspector Monkey Blues, an independent consultant, in the conclusion of his report stated "No, it won’t .

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    x_Tech  over 12 years ago

    Chet, as our chief test pilot (Heavy Lifting Div.) is fully insured. Coverage includes accidental death benefits, including on-site cremation. Benefit administration is handled by Larry Landers in our legal dept.

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    Looking forward to an uplifting experience.

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    x_Tech  over 12 years ago

    While testing is ongoing, the results so far are encouraging. There is some concerns about wing icing, not to mention freezing your a$$ off.Now if we can just get Chet to stop referring to the WFT as a Goa’uld Death Glider.

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    StelBel  over 12 years ago

    (from the sidelines: all the comments were especially entertaining and informative today. And, thanks for clarifying what the heck the test vehicle is, because to the untrained eye, it looked like a gas-powered skateboard. I guess that’s why I did not get hired at ASPM&T&TOF . Kudos to everyone involved.)

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    Lefty2  over 12 years ago

    My best guess, Chet is going to be a little late for lunch. Gwen has forgotten her makeup. Rusty Boy is missing. The sign on the horizon is not good. Woe is Wednesday. Singing “Happy Trails” will help.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago

    if it don’t fly, he might be able to use it as a hair trimmer…or a cuisinart.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Chet, you Dervish.

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    monawarner  over 12 years ago

    I love you guys.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    (cowbell sighting at Monty’s place)

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    A lot of kittens popped up around your neighborhood some months later, I’d guess.

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    x_Tech  over 12 years ago

    Re: “my own WTF”We never put the WTF into production due to fact that it never got off the ground. We sold the junk prototype to Lefty’s Redneck Yard Furnishings & Scrap Yard.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    oooops…. izzat you, ummm Esss..? (hic*)din’t cya… I uhhhhh…. (brrrp*) tryin duh fine ummm..HAAAAYYY….!!! I Id nt mean to make a messss at Luannnnzz… dont luk ok?she’s nice kidd… yaeah… (soree dude…) Mojeeto dudes got acool bevridge cart…. (hic*) and he can shure tawk some sh-……. were frenz !whuts on the tele….? OH Fuuu….the PENGWIN….HAH!!!wir frenz to right Ess..??? Hey… HAYYY…. !!! wheres Mona…?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago

    i wonder if JVA knows what happens down here.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    *mah hed hurtz ess… goonite

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago

    may everyone have a nice sleep in there comfy padded brain cells…good night.

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    Farside99  over 2 years ago

    I’ve GOT to see how that thing works! There are so many things that could go wrong, it will be like watching a train wreck.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I think he means “back in the ER” before lunch.

    Also, and not for nothing, but she has no eyes. Blind is one thing. Eyeless is a whole other thing.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    For a little role reversal twixt man and pooch, go here:

    https://cleoandcompany.net/march-28-2022/

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

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    Plods with ...™  over 2 years ago

    Yep. That’ll totally work.

    Cleo is… just differently. @cleoandcompany.net

    Good morning Cleophanatics! It’s Monday! I think…. yep calendar says so.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4sw7wWtkO0

    Black Forest Cake and Something On A Stick Day

    Y’all have a great day! (((((HuGz!)))))

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