Gladys knows that he’ll never make it back lunch time. Perhaps she’ll see him at dinner, she never knows. Once he was gone for three days. he came home mumbling something about engine trouble…
That’s the Fixed Wing Rotor Top Personal Lifting System better know as the Whirligig Flying Thing (WFT). It is totally new design replacing the Will That Fly? (WTF) device that Inspector Monkey Blues, an independent consultant, in the conclusion of his report stated "No, it won’t .
Chet, as our chief test pilot (Heavy Lifting Div.) is fully insured. Coverage includes accidental death benefits, including on-site cremation. Benefit administration is handled by Larry Landers in our legal dept.
While testing is ongoing, the results so far are encouraging. There is some concerns about wing icing, not to mention freezing your a$$ off.Now if we can just get Chet to stop referring to the WFT as a Goa’uld Death Glider.
(from the sidelines: all the comments were especially entertaining and informative today. And, thanks for clarifying what the heck the test vehicle is, because to the untrained eye, it looked like a gas-powered skateboard. I guess that’s why I did not get hired at ASPM&T&TOF . Kudos to everyone involved.)
My best guess, Chet is going to be a little late for lunch. Gwen has forgotten her makeup. Rusty Boy is missing. The sign on the horizon is not good. Woe is Wednesday. Singing “Happy Trails” will help.
Re: “my own WTF”We never put the WTF into production due to fact that it never got off the ground. We sold the junk prototype to Lefty’s Redneck Yard Furnishings & Scrap Yard.
oooops…. izzat you, ummm Esss..? (hic*)din’t cya… I uhhhhh…. (brrrp*) tryin duh fine ummm..HAAAAYYY….!!! I Id nt mean to make a messss at Luannnnzz… dont luk ok?she’s nice kidd… yaeah… (soree dude…) Mojeeto dudes got acool bevridge cart…. (hic*) and he can shure tawk some sh-……. were frenz !whuts on the tele….? OH Fuuu….the PENGWIN….HAH!!!wir frenz to right Ess..??? Hey… HAYYY…. !!! wheres Mona…?
margueritem over 12 years ago
Gladys knows that he’ll never make it back lunch time. Perhaps she’ll see him at dinner, she never knows. Once he was gone for three days. he came home mumbling something about engine trouble…
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Wave and smile…
x_Tech over 12 years ago
That’s the Fixed Wing Rotor Top Personal Lifting System better know as the Whirligig Flying Thing (WFT). It is totally new design replacing the Will That Fly? (WTF) device that Inspector Monkey Blues, an independent consultant, in the conclusion of his report stated "No, it won’t .
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Chet, as our chief test pilot (Heavy Lifting Div.) is fully insured. Coverage includes accidental death benefits, including on-site cremation. Benefit administration is handled by Larry Landers in our legal dept.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
Looking forward to an uplifting experience.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
While testing is ongoing, the results so far are encouraging. There is some concerns about wing icing, not to mention freezing your a$$ off.Now if we can just get Chet to stop referring to the WFT as a Goa’uld Death Glider.
StelBel over 12 years ago
(from the sidelines: all the comments were especially entertaining and informative today. And, thanks for clarifying what the heck the test vehicle is, because to the untrained eye, it looked like a gas-powered skateboard. I guess that’s why I did not get hired at ASPM&T&TOF . Kudos to everyone involved.)
Lefty2 over 12 years ago
My best guess, Chet is going to be a little late for lunch. Gwen has forgotten her makeup. Rusty Boy is missing. The sign on the horizon is not good. Woe is Wednesday. Singing “Happy Trails” will help.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
if it don’t fly, he might be able to use it as a hair trimmer…or a cuisinart.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
Chet, you Dervish.
monawarner over 12 years ago
I love you guys.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
(cowbell sighting at Monty’s place)
margueritem over 12 years ago
A lot of kittens popped up around your neighborhood some months later, I’d guess.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Re: “my own WTF”We never put the WTF into production due to fact that it never got off the ground. We sold the junk prototype to Lefty’s Redneck Yard Furnishings & Scrap Yard.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
oooops…. izzat you, ummm Esss..? (hic*)din’t cya… I uhhhhh…. (brrrp*) tryin duh fine ummm..HAAAAYYY….!!! I Id nt mean to make a messss at Luannnnzz… dont luk ok?she’s nice kidd… yaeah… (soree dude…) Mojeeto dudes got acool bevridge cart…. (hic*) and he can shure tawk some sh-……. were frenz !whuts on the tele….? OH Fuuu….the PENGWIN….HAH!!!wir frenz to right Ess..??? Hey… HAYYY…. !!! wheres Mona…?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
i wonder if JVA knows what happens down here.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
*mah hed hurtz ess… goonite
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
may everyone have a nice sleep in there comfy padded brain cells…good night.
Farside99 over 2 years ago
I’ve GOT to see how that thing works! There are so many things that could go wrong, it will be like watching a train wreck.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
I think he means “back in the ER” before lunch.
Also, and not for nothing, but she has no eyes. Blind is one thing. Eyeless is a whole other thing.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
For a little role reversal twixt man and pooch, go here:
https://cleoandcompany.net/march-28-2022/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Yep. That’ll totally work.
Cleo is… just differently. @cleoandcompany.net
Good morning Cleophanatics! It’s Monday! I think…. yep calendar says so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4sw7wWtkO0
Black Forest Cake and Something On A Stick Day
Y’all have a great day! (((((HuGz!)))))