Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 28, 2012

I like George Carlin’s 2 commandments better.

http://youtu.be/1KiCEJoX9kE

I’m still certain that a 3rd tablet got broken on the trip down the mountain, and those ones were all about not being a douche about enforcing the rules on the first 2 tablets.

So, that’s how Kindle was really created!

Hopefully neither are iPads, since it was Apple that got them in trouble and kicked out of Eden…

The first iGape?!? . . . ☻

We might never know what was on that third tablet that Mel Brooks dropped.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YX-gqRdK_8

Moses broke both tablet over rage regarding the Israelites sin. Moses was the only one who broke all ten commandments at once.

SOMETIMES?!? Almost always.

613! count ’em! Jews got 613 (well, some Jews)