Spider: They say the older you get, the wiser you get.
Garfield: I've heard that.
Spider: Boy, you must be a stinking GENIUS! And his reflexes aren't too shabby either.
A.P.B.-(All Points Bulletin to all us non-law enforcement unwashed masses. Don’t mess with us AARP members-you’ll come to regret that decision should you be toying with such a noton.
@hillbillymanForgot to put the)after "masses. The memory’s going . Not as young as in former years. Forgot the "after masses. Will probably forget to correct that oversight before hitting “submit”. Growing old is a downhill process.
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
A smashing success.
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
Wonder what he hit him with?
Top Cat over 12 years ago
Spider sense is certainly lacking.
revisages over 12 years ago
the wolder you get, the iser you get
codycab over 12 years ago
I wonder how old the spider is, cause what he said to Garfield was not wise.
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
That is a myth…I’m older than dirt and dumber than a bag of marbles.
stripseeker over 12 years ago
A.P.B.-(All Points Bulletin to all us non-law enforcement unwashed masses. Don’t mess with us AARP members-you’ll come to regret that decision should you be toying with such a noton.
stripseeker over 12 years ago
@hillbillymanForgot to put the)after "masses. The memory’s going . Not as young as in former years. Forgot the "after masses. Will probably forget to correct that oversight before hitting “submit”. Growing old is a downhill process.
stripseeker over 12 years ago
Also forgot to put the i in notion.
Alanorei over 12 years ago
Was that Larry the spider, or Boris? They look the same even in their pre-squished state.
99gagtx over 12 years ago
This strip was a great start to the morning. Thanks for the laugh Jim!
Number Three over 12 years ago
SPLAT!
Poor little Spider.
But still it was his own fault.
LOL xxx
AAEnterprises over 12 years ago
IQ Infinity, more like
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
@ hilbilly man….I’ve got ya beat…i’m older than a bag of marbles and younger than dirt…..
stormylou over 12 years ago
I think it was Larry the spider Garfield swats him harder.
GargiSanzgiri over 12 years ago
Hey, Whats a better insult to Garfield? e’s getting older or he’s getting wiser?
lily245pj over 12 years ago
He asked for it. Short and simple. Gone….