Monty by Jim Meddick for April 13, 2012
April 12, 2012
April 14, 2012
Transcript:
So I guess you're pretty serious about protecting art... What? This crud? Half of its degenerate nude @#$@#%. the other half's abstract commie @#@##%. No, Mr. Moondog I'm just serious about doin' my job. Hey Mister... Try not breathin' all hot n heavy so close to the ladies private areas. W... What? Th way I see it, I get paid to protect th degenerate commie art from th degenerate commie scum who, look at it...
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
I always thought communist art depicted women driving tractors in front of big red flags
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Sooner or later someone is gonna make his day.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
I love “Dirty Harry’s” attitude, though I’m not entirely in agreement with his analysis.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Hey, remember that smokin’ hot Russian spy a couple of years ago? Hubba hubba! That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout!
victornewman over 12 years ago
Here, here! How do you suppose he ended up on the museum security beat?
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Yikes. What if he finds a perv in front of a painting, but we’re reenacting “In The Line of Fire”.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 12 years ago
I love being an insider to the fantastical life of the museum security guard.
revisages over 12 years ago
because i’m a degenerate commie police state henchgoon
Sir Osis of Liver over 12 years ago
In the first panel, Dirty Harry makes a distinction between “degenerate nudie *@#%” and “abstract commie *@#%”. Obviously, that distinction has blurred by the time we get to the fourth panel…