Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 06, 2012

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 12 years ago

    I want one.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 12 years ago

    That will work as good as XLAX on some people.

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    It’s the gargoyle of your dreams.

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    anandmohans  over 12 years ago

    @Dogsniff

    Good one!!!

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    moronbis  over 12 years ago

    To scare the s**t out of you.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Now there’s a throne.

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    JollyRoger56  over 12 years ago

    Wiz’s decorating abilities just went down the toilet or rather on top of it anyway.

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    rshive  over 12 years ago

    It’ll look great — in the basement.

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    NE1956  over 12 years ago

    Bang! WINNER! LOL you never fail to make me laugh once a day man. Too good! :-D

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    pathfinder  over 12 years ago

    Hook it up to the water and use for a bidet

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    jkebxjunke  over 12 years ago

    how do we know its not a real winged monkey? you know the wiz’s love for creating things…

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    He put one in his bedroom, he looks at one at breakfast. Why not one there?

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    walruscarver2000  over 12 years ago

    Tell her it’s a mirror

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    myrondb  over 12 years ago

    I just finished redoing one of my baths and I knew something was missing.

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    Dr_Fogg  over 12 years ago

    At least the guys would never forget to put the seat down! I’d be a seated prince as I would not want to stand there looking at that looking at me!

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    blackdawne  over 12 years ago

    How can I read the paper with THAT staring over my shoulder?!

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    Well, bite my bottom!

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    el8  over 12 years ago

    sit, sh!t, split

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    sundogusa  over 12 years ago

    THAT will scare the S#$& out of you! No constipation in that house!

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    DrBonehead  over 12 years ago

    I just got mine. Speeds up the turnover in the bathroom.

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    is it doing something into the tank?

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    Lamberger  over 12 years ago

    That gargoyle’s face reminds me of Big Boy Caprice (Dick Tracy), “Wait a minute! Wait. I’m having a thought. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. I’m gonna have a thought. It’s coming…. It’s gone.”

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    tbritt99  over 12 years ago

    God- don’t let my husband see that…

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    boldyuma  over 12 years ago

    It’s going to happen when flying monkeys come out

    my butt..Oh Wait!

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I’d love to see what you’ve got for “Just a bit high & outside,” which pretty much means a clean miss.

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    whitecarabao  over 12 years ago

    Great one, Dogsniff! Are you a gag writer for F&E by any chance?

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    zebrastripes6  over 12 years ago

    Might be good decor for Halloween.

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    Nuttypearls115  over 12 years ago

    That’s just disturbing. Who wants a gargoyle to watch them poop?

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  about 7 years ago

    Earlier strip: (Blanche gets out of bed,walks down the corridor,opens the bathroom door and screams) Blanche,to wizard:“why is there a gargoyle sitting on the toilet?” Wizard:“he’s finally potty trained?”

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