Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 02, 2012

I think it’s closer to madness…

One too many trips to the espresso stand, perhaps…

He’s keeping an eye out for them!

Now you guys didn’t think after going through what I just went through that I would just calmly walk through the door with a dozen donuts now did’ja..? DID’JA..!!!…I’m Baaaaack!!!!! (just let me finish filling out my expense report for Marge, and I’ve got gifts for EVERYbody!!)

took the 3 martini lunch early

Is that a beady eye I spy?

That guy makes every marketing person I’ve ever worked with look downright stodgy.

Essex60, I think this kind of eagerness.That was the source of the “Stardust” in David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust, BTW.

hes got this great idea for a talking pickle commercial…

He’s got a wild-eyed idea.

Is that good old Cy Clops in there?

I understand that my first shipment of Yakmeat, while delicious, has had some rather explosive side effects, not unlike that witnessed in May ‘80 on Mt St. Helens… Hmmm, I’m thinking there was inadequate preparation at Ess’s Sausage Hut, as it originated at a state of the art Terdmunkistan Health Coop certified processing facility.

…..and for my good friend x_Tech, financier of this last business trip and the fine employees at Precision Machine and Tool and Tune Out Fabricators… I was able to procure a defense contract for re-engineering of TStan’s Naval Air Corps squadron of FKF-6.9 (FlyKittyFly) stealth fighters. The first of the 4 is due to arrive via UPS day after tomorrow. The first payment will be deposited into your offshore account in the Bahamas as you requested….

And of course for Mona, I have finalized express import and distribution rights to the finest bronze Yak bell’s available (there’s no bovine allowed in T’Stan). The initial 10,000 order of 32,000 units will be delivered COD to MMM&HE….

ready for my next assignment!!!!

Is that an “April’s fool” prank?

https://cleoandcompany.net/april-1-2022/

I’m on tenterhooks here! When is Sheriff’s transition into monkey-speak going to happen? Don’t tell me! Any day now, surely!

Cyclops!

Must be the evil cat’s kettle… @cleoandcompany.net

TGIF Cleophanatics! Ribbit Ribbet Ribbet!

National Sourdough Bread and One Cent Day

Penny for your thoughts? (((((HuGz!)))))

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

There goes Claude again, pressing matters at hand…

https://cleoandcompany.net/april-2-2022/

See my comment above Tigressy. Ditto for today! :-D. :-D

Good morning puzzle solvers!

World Autism Awareness Day

National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day

Y’all have a great day! (((((HuGz!)))))