Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 03, 2012

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Gene glories in his Alpha position, little knowing that Scooter refuses to acknowledge his dominance as lord of the couch. Mabel doesn’t care one way or the other…

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Man he was hot stuff back then! Mary Weiss had it bad for him.

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    Superfrog  over 12 years ago

    Taking the high ground with this power play, Gene.

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    otforever  over 12 years ago

    He’s on top until he has to relieve himself of the 6-pack.

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Gene, Gene you silly grouchGet your shoes off the couchWhile you’re at it, Scooter goesDon’t make me get the garden hose.

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    Lefty2  over 12 years ago

    Rusty Boy knows very well the repercussions of the “Alpha Male Syndrome”. However Gene is well pleased with his new found seat of prestige. Shirley’s prayer will soon be answered; You make him successful, I’ll keep him humble. Watch out Gene, life is on the loose, down on Ballard Street.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Gene, AKA Eugene back in the day. Explains why that dominant position is important now.

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    gijoe76  over 12 years ago

    I’ve actually done this before! Ballard Street is REAL!!!

    But I sense Margaret is giving Gene the “You have till the count of three to get your shoes off my sofa” slow count.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago

    “GET YOUR SHOES OFF THE COUCH!”

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    ink is drying on my backstory here….

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    Scooter remembers all too well where and when his fall from grace began. Exactly one year ago, at the Innaugural BS Easter Parade and Social… He was so looking forward to finally making his move on that sweet smelling Little Miss Millie High Maintenance. Ah yes, he had been dreaming about her for over a year. Every Tuesday on her way back from “Prissy Pringle’s Poofey Parlour”… her intoxicating odours attacking his olfactory senses and her teasing glances through the knotholes of his pineboard prison driving him totally insane…!!! Visions of her sacheying down HIS sidewalk taunted his mid-day dreams. YES, he would finally have her that fateful day, one year ago…. That is, until Mabel… yes Mabel, at the last minute, decided to take him… to “Prissy Pringles” for an Easter Primp & Coiffing (15% off with coupon) so that he could also be entered into the “Easter Pet Showcase”… Well it ended in a total disaster, as you could imagine. Not only was the pink dye job a disaster, (thank God there were no pictures!) and the fact he was edged out of 5th place by a stoopid monkey with a cowbell, he was also tormented and harangued by his fellow packmates Rufus, Rex and Rusty-boy, AND that Millie was right in amongst them just egging them on…!!! Ever since then, he has lived in shame only leaving the house at night to do his business, not EVER wanting to venture past his safe confines. And if he never sees his backstabbing EX packmates and that snooty Millie again, that’s fine by him… And of course Gene, never one to miss an opportunity, has since assumed the Alpha position at 312 Ballard St., and just continues to rub it in… Especially when perched high upon his throne… Like now…“Mabel dear”… Scooter overhears Gene… “Is that a 15% coupon I see on page 3B…?”

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    an acquantance..?

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    Tigressy  over 2 years ago

    Sometimes, cleaning those devices helps a lot…

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

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    Plods with ...™  over 2 years ago

    Gene must have a hard time landing that flying carpet there.

    Time for the Binford 3000…. @cleoandcompany.net

    Good morning Cleophanatics! Frost on the lawns this morning.

    National Chocolate Mousse and Find a Rainbow Day

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

    Duuuuuuuuude RIP

    Y’all have a great sunshiny day! (((((HuGz!)))))

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