Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 09, 2012

Darby’s maturity and life-experience are light-years away from the two boys – and boys they are. Her mangling of Dinny’s/Denny’s name is like the time people kept calling Wildcat “Bob.”

The boy had better strap a board to his rear end if he’s going to mess with that!

Two snaps credited to Neal Rubin today for the Dinny/Denny reference and Big Bob Stuff’s K crack.

Mega-Awesome smackdown.

Is that a Future Farmer’s of America cap “Denny” is wearing? I figured him for a brain surgeon future, not the agrarian route. But nice effort for The Playa.

It appears that a casual sexual relationship is out of the question.

In the words of Keith Hernandez and Walt ‘Clyde’ Frazier

“REEE-JECTED!”

Looks like he’ll be hittin’ those line drives off a tee, if you know what I mean.

Seriously, though, is there a high school girl that “line drive machine” line would work on?

Chicks from the alternative school dig it when you come on so high on yourself.

“Good luck with that” is kind of an odd response. Part of it may be the camera angle, but how much taller than Dinny/Denny is she? Looks like at least 8 inches!

@miffed maxExactly the point. Hard to believe that she didn’t just swoon…

Great strip & comments today. Something tells me Dinny/Denny won’t give up so easily.

A swing and a miss! Remember, love, like baseball, is a game of failure…