Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 07, 2012
Transcript:
Jeff: So, Alex - you may have heard I'm about to move into a stately home! Alex: No... no, I hadn't. Jeff: It has over 40,000 square feet. Something like that. Alex: Sounds great. Enjoy. Jeff: I'm also thinking of starting a foundation. Alex: Jeff, I don't judge.
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
She doesn’t have to judge. She knows, 40,000 square foot mansion or Joannie’s basement, you’re still a jerk.
King_Shark over 12 years ago
He’s not succeeding at jerking her around.
Cofyjunky over 12 years ago
I think he’s lookin’ for some envy…and not gettin’ it.
randymi over 12 years ago
He’s hung up on material possessions, just like the other “rich” folk. He’s obviously lost sight of what’s important.
Buzza Wuzza over 12 years ago
Jeff versus Reality? Who’s really winning?
billydub over 12 years ago
Now how exactly are they related? Second cousins or something? Or is this snot-nosed punk Alex’s uncle…?
roctor over 12 years ago
Queue the silence. No words ever spoke so much.
dook over 12 years ago
Note the level of the liquid in Alex’s glass. Did she get a refill between panels 2 and 4? Did she spit into in the glass in panel 3?
tigre1 over 12 years ago
I gotta remember…“I don’t judge…” priceless. Of course I DO… but I can SAY it…
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Ha, Jeff’s getting the high school reunion treatment.
GTphile over 12 years ago
Maybe Alex’s detractors will have second thoughts about her.
cdhaley over 12 years ago
Jeff’s trying to win Alex’s approval, just as he has always craved that of his father Rick.
Pathetically, those are the only “real” persons whose respect he seeks. Having decided Leo isn’t likely to take him seriously (as for instance brainless Zipper does), he tries his BS on Alex). His long-suffering mother, Joanie, doesn’t count, because Jeff’s infantile narcissism makes him look down on her.
lmchildress over 12 years ago
Jeff resents his parents because they were both more into their careers than in raising him. He is trying to win Alex’s approval but that’s a lost cause since he dissed Leo.
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
If they weren’t related, I’d be convinced that Jeff’s hitting on Alex.Since they ARE related, I only suspect that he’s hitting on her.
goweeder over 12 years ago
You said," ‘The ’Candorville’ strip did an arc on the Trayvon Martin shooting.I wonder if GT will touch on that topic, or is it too hot a potato even for him."
I hope I will never see a comic strip on that horrendous act of murder. It will never be funny.