New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for March 28, 2012

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    killacowinWA  over 12 years ago

    “Because it is there” could be used to justify so many very, very bad decisions.

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    Kali39  over 12 years ago

    As a famous philosopher once said, “Always look on the bright side of life…”

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    chireef  over 12 years ago

    yes but he also said … spam, spam, spam,spam, spam, spam,spam, spam, spam,spam, spam, spam,spam, spam, spam,spam, spam, spam,spam, spam, spam,spam, spam, spam,spam, spam, spam,

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    CaptBullock  over 12 years ago

    Victoria was the daughter of Edward, Duke of Kent, who was the fourth son of George III. The king was 80 years older than his granddaughter, and died when she was barely a year old.

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    prrdh  over 12 years ago

    Somehow I doubt the constitutional amendment will pass in time for George to qualify for this one…although he could always try forging a birth certificate.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    “And my running mate shall be… a bowl of chocolate pudding! Huzzah!”

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    danketaz Premium Member over 12 years ago

    As a former head of state (prior 1776) he should have as much chance of getting re-elected as Grover Cleaveland.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 12 years ago

    For another Spamalot quote: “I’m not dead yet.”

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    corzak  over 12 years ago

    I think George Hanover has an excellent chance at the Republican convention if it gets to a delegate count . . . what what?

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    Kali39  over 12 years ago

    Every election year, Mad Magazine used to run Alfred E. Neuman, but they stopped some time ago since now they figured he had a good chance of winning. The joke was over.

    Grampa has a better chance of winning now than he did four years ago. We’ve got three nuts, a dingaling, a Barbie doll from Alaska (assuming she gets drafted) and the guy we elected for change. You tell me Grampa can’t win now.

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    Kali39  over 12 years ago

    We have no problem voting for Palin. Michael, that is…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf1y9s73Nos

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