Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 03, 1994
April 02, 1994
April 04, 1994
Transcript:
Luann: Brad, will you drive Delta and me to the mall? Please? Brad: No. Luann: See, Delta? I told you he's a worthless wad. Delta: Let me try. Delta: Brad, if you don't drive us to the mall. Do you know what'll happen? Brad: Yup. I'll sit here and enjoy my twinkie. Delta: The shops we help support will go broke, Brad. Then the entire mall will close, sales tax will end and the city will go bankrupt. Roads will crumble to dust making it impossible for delivery trucks to reach stores. soon, businesses everywhere will shut down-including grocery stores. Brad: My! Delta: So enjoy that twinkie, Brad, 'cuz if you don't drive us to the mall, that's the last one you'll ever eat! Brad: Hey look! many boxes of twinkies! Delta: you're right. he's a worthless wad. Luann: roads will crumble to dust?
sarafaye over 11 years ago
It’s Brad’s fault! He’s why Hostess closed!
comixlover347 over 11 years ago
haha FAIL, delta.
comixlover347 over 11 years ago
and do you and Luann buy so much stuff, that if you didn’t shop there for a day i’d go bankrupt? Or did you just figure Brad was THAT much of and idiot to believe you?