Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 22, 2012
Transcript:
Luann: "Happy Earth Day, Bernice. My gift to you" Bernice: "Awww. Dirt. You shouldn't have" Luann: "I don't know what to give mother earth for earth day..." Bernice: "Yeah. She literally has everything" Luann: "Why is earth a "she" I wonder" Bernice: "Cuz she can be stormy?" Luann: "Or cuz she's bipolar?" Bernice: "Or cuz she has everything" Delta: "See? I told you this would be fun if you MADE it fun" Bernice: "Yes, Delta, you told us that" Luann: "Big liar"
Bashis over 12 years ago
Aww I was hoping someone got a shot.
Catfeet Premium Member over 12 years ago
Speaking of big mountains, where’s Toni today?
jeff_e over 12 years ago
Universal? Our only experience with that is NASA, and they leave their old tools lying around on any property they visit.
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
Calling our crazy planet “bi-polar” is one of the clever comments I have seen in a while.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
It’s an annual event in the Luanniverse, so Bernice and Luann should not be surprised at Delta’s notion of fun!
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
Yeah, Yeah, and a Happy MIRTH Day to You too.
Now PLEASE Ladies, HURRY and finish before Dirk and the rest of the Gorillas at Local 627 show up and get pissed at you all for Taking THEIR work….,
piloti over 12 years ago
@mojitobaby:Either that or they are all so consumed by his obvious perfection that it has totally sapped their will to exist.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
It’s the Gaia hypothetical construct. It all makes perfect sense if you read any scifi. It’s just another way of thinking that yields different outcomes. When one seeks novelty one goes to Gaia, or whatever alternate universe you want. Or name. From there things look different, you make different choices.When you return to Earth…“Earth to Captain Marvelous…” You apply your insights to NOW’s task or focus. When you want to quantify and concentrate…and control…you go thru applying mathematics to the same original material for study…the planet. Either way works…Apollo or Venus? you people, all of you, the extreme engineers and the poetry/sensual types…have GOT to learn how to jump from one to the other Universe. It’s possibly ALL mental set anyway, why not practice? Even a transmission for a rudimentary (mental) vehicle has more than one gear… Flexibility is also power. Oh….Feminism is a sub-set, a point of view, right? Stuck ANYWHERE is not good.
wiselad over 12 years ago
wow……….. and they say that Bernice is so sweet and innocent…… yet she showed today her “naughty side”………. now I see why when she goes grocery shopping, the first thing she gets are melons
William Timm over 12 years ago
I can only imagine how horrible it was before we had “Earth Day”! What a crock!
Snoopy_Fan over 12 years ago
She’s also very wet. :-)
The Life I Draw Upon over 12 years ago
jocatric over 12 years ago
why is it we only have 1 day or weekend a year to pick up trash around this earth. Every day should be earth day. Of course not tossing trash out to begin with would be better..just saying…
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
My family used to periodically pick up refuse along our rural road. It was a dirty business but we felt rewarded that the roadside looked clean once more. One problem THAT PEOPLE SHOULD DISPLAY CAUTION – we sometimes got ticks from the weedy plants. Today the ticks, especially the blacklegged or deer ticks, can cause a dangerous problem LYME DISEASE. We now have developments and have more road trash than ever. We keep our own area clean, and fortunately someone has “adopted” the road and cleans it occasionally. I agree that some folks view the roadside as a trash disposal. Keep America clean, safe, and beautiful!
SideshowStarlet over 12 years ago
I’m liking the Lucille Bluth picture. She was my favorite character on Arrested Development. Are you saying that SHE had feminist teachers, leading her to emotionally abuse all four of her children one way or another?
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Nebe-whoever seems to have given up on bringing up the evils of feminism and feminism teachers on the forum of a comic strip aimed at teenaged girls.
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It’s ironic how we have so many political comments on this forum when the only specific political event that was brought up in the strip was 9/11, which inspired Brad to become a firefighter.
SideshowStarlet over 12 years ago
A little off-topic, but does anyone know where I can find one of the early arcs, the one involving Bernice and her first “boyfriend,” Derrick the Stoner? I’ve heard about it, and I’d like to read it.
Brown Leghorn over 12 years ago
Noble deed, but not really getting to the distaste of these people and their idea of environmental maintenance that is not even a bandaid
doverdan over 12 years ago
Another humdrum stereotyped Sunday strip.
Why he does this, I don’t know.
doverdan over 12 years ago
It is big corporate polluters (not just BP) who finance all the anti-conservation, anti-environmental, anti-global-warming propaganda. .Shocking how so many believe them. Even honest citizens. .The polluters save billions of expense with a few millions in PR and fake-spin of events. Lots of CEO and other bonuses get paid out to those who plan all this.
doverdan over 12 years ago
Sunday strips could easily carry a bit of momentum from the week. .This has happened a few times. Perhaps by chance..Today’s bit could easily have been from five or ten years ago. Delta stereotype as the hard worker, Luann as the petty complainer. Bernice as counterfoil.
doverdan over 12 years ago
It is the Saturday strip that is often the rehash of the week...Not Sunday. If it rehashes anything it is stereotyped humor fro ten of twenty years before..This is sad, since I love the strip. And I hate to have days when it is no better than Blondie or Ally Oop.
Cathy38c over 12 years ago
I’m not an environmentalist, I don’t give a sh**
mojitobaby over 12 years ago
It’s called a comic for a reason – the Sunday gag is usually dependent on hyperbole: usually the smartass mom/inept dad or the put-upon parent/parasitic teenager cliche, which honesty seems to be lost on some who are pretty much hell-bent on condemning one or the other – and sometimes both.
mojitobaby over 12 years ago
Just so long as he doesn’t go all Lynn Johnston on us. Every time I see Greg do a a “vintage Luann” arc I break out in a cold sweat.
Rakkav over 12 years ago
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mojitobaby over 12 years ago
Again, not all “leftwingnuts” are automatically treehugging environmentalists, any more than all “rightwingnuts” are automatically heartless foreclosing bankers. An economic protest has nothing to do with environmental politics, but that does ruin the fun of a good political generalization, so my bad.
2Goldfish over 12 years ago
Environmentalist : the guy that built his house on the top of the hill first.
mojitobaby over 12 years ago
If the nose weren’t quite so squared off, I would have said a Camaro – after all, the guys deals weed with a sideline in pharmaceuticals! The lights on the Avanti look a little too different to me.
FrostbiteFalls about 2 years ago
You can find those big mountains in Wyoming: the Grand Tetons.