Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 23, 2012

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    Wallaby  over 12 years ago

    If the god of war is proud of what you say, you should probably be ashamed…

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    TheSkulker  over 12 years ago

    Hey, for once Caulfield got bettered! Good for her. It should make for more interesting times to come.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago

    At least Friday was named after a restaurant.

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    puddleglum1066  over 12 years ago

    Mrs. Olsen’s been taking lessons from the Uhrmanator.

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    wynot  over 12 years ago

    Mercury Venus EARTH MARS Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto: mnemonic which explains My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas (a little out of date but who’s counting?)

    Modern version including planetoids:

    Mischievous village elves magically conjure jelly sandwiches. Unicorns, nutritionally possessed, hate mischievous elves.

    Mercury Venus Earth Mars CERES Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto HAUMEA MAKEMAKE ERIS.

    Or: Most Vulcans eat morning cereal just sporting underwear —no problem hoisting messy eggs.

    Further: Michael Vick endured my canine’s jury statement: “Usually NFL players have more empathy.”

    Or: My vicious, evil, mad Cyborgs just suppose unexpected new possibilities: humans might emerge!

    Lastly: Most Visitors eventually must continue journey since United Nations prohibits humans marrying extraterrestrials.

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 12 years ago

    You are right on both counts, GorgoloChick.

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    Elderflower  over 12 years ago

    I thought our planet was named after Earth worms…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Masterskrain… I was once given a T-shirt that said “If you can’t blind ’em with brilliance, baffle ’em with bull (bleep)…”I kinda like the alliteration…. :)

    And pschearer, m’dear, once again you made me laugh out loud.

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    mackmobile  over 12 years ago

    Actually March was the first month that the Roman army could march.

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    rgcviper  over 12 years ago

    Personally, I’m starting to think they should rename this comic “Caulfield”, given the main character in most strips. Frazz is a cool guy, but Caulfield drives a lot of the humor.

    @masterskrainLOVE the “dazzle” and “baffle” quote! Hadn’t seen it for a long time, either.

    @wynotGreat mnemonics for the new planet rotations—made me smile.

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    prrdh  over 12 years ago

    Political, or religious?

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    Isaac Chen  over 6 years ago

    That was a Mr. Uhrmann style answer

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