The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 13, 2012
April 12, 2012
April 14, 2012
Transcript:
Ernie Eubanks, Salesman extraordunaire & vampire killer Salesman:...But if you're looking for something really special, this baby comes with a sun-err, moonroof. Includes a free ashtray with purchase, too.
margueritem over 12 years ago
If he can’t use a wooden stake, he’ll kill them with lung cancer.
interceptor over 12 years ago
I think the ashtray is for what’s left of the vampire after opening up the sunroof.
jreckard over 12 years ago
Ernie’s brother, Bob, later started a TV show – The Newlydead Game.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
@Digital Frog: Yestrday, no problem.@Essex60: Thankyou! ButBlind squirrel = acornDuHhozr = good pun
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
You stab’em. We slab’em.
Nachikethass over 12 years ago
I suppose a retractable stake is an add-on?
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
So that’s how you fund vamp hunting
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
Next promotion – offering ‘misprinted’ coupons to The Keg Stake House and Girlls
otforever over 12 years ago
He moved on to vampires when he failed to be a lady killer.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
Are you really a vampire or are you just Vlad to see me?
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Ernie, U Banks! You Urned it!
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
Reminds me of the funeral directors against health care reform.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Nice save.
KSquaredComics over 12 years ago
You had me at ashtray.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
yeah, that’s the ticket, yeah. Moonroof, yeah, it’s from China yeah, that’s the ticket.
le-roy over 12 years ago
Ashtray? Vlad the inhaler?
zeecue over 12 years ago
And we’ll throw in the Trucoat for half price..
iced tea over 12 years ago
Is that vampire an older version of Jacob?