Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 10, 2012

Worship at Arthur’s shrine, Hours Sunday through Friday, 9:00AM until 5:00 PM

Taking narcissism to entirely strange and bizarre level

I tried worshipping myself…only to find others joining in and following me everywhere. I gave that up and started not worshipping anything. I’m now free of hangers-on and no-one expects anything of me. Nirvana is just around some corner, somewhere.

Arthur is a man who knows what he likes.

So the consensus is that this does not reflect well on Arthur.

Can anyone here tell me what evidence suggests that Arthur shops at Mona’s Midnight Massage and Hardware Emporium..????I can’t believe no one has noticed yet, but this has surely made MY day……!!!!

Arthur is mightily confused. After reading, “Self Esteem; Living in the Post Modern Guilt Free Society”. Arthur apparently took the self-reflection percept in its most literal meaning. However the musical instruments and drawer decorations are certainly a nice touch. Vivian is conspicuously absent. After all the commotion with the Asian drummers and Italian trumpeters announcing Arthurs arrival at the Garden Club meeting last night, Vivian has scheduled day trips and lunch with the ladies for Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Arthur bowls on Friday, so the rest of the week should be somewhat uneventful.

And..with a face only a mother could love.

yes. the kNEALers are disturbing…

Arthur is a trend setter… his shrine was profiled on the HGTV series “If Only Your Neighbors Knew”…. triggering a run on TStan CB’s…Supply is limited so get ‘em while they’re available for only $7.99 +tax…. at MMM&HE… Bev has just completed hers pending the installation of her solar heated vibrating foot washing basin… also available at MMM&HE (special order only, allow 6-8 weeks for delivery)

Thank you SX60….much appreciated but it’s the wrong Nirvana. Apart from the Buddhist one, I was thinking of the 1960’s Nirvana (“Rainbow Chaser”

There IS only one Nirvana that matters, you’re right. Words can mean anything. If you’re familiar with Ray Bradbury you might know the short story “Referent”.

Otherwise, it’s not important ‘cos it’s all an illusion but if we are to learn we must act as if it isn’t._______________

Religious people – I’m not trying to convert you.

I missed the last bus to Ballard street! Sigh….

Oooh Essex…. that would be nice!

Beviek…. I’m gonna try to catch a ride…

For a hint of Cleo’s idea of home protection, go here:

https://cleoandcompany.net/april-10-2022/

It’s for the best that Arthur continue to confine himself to the upstairs. Some people might get the wrong idea and think he understands what “self-reflection” is.

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.