Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2012

Somehow “The Dorky Reaper” just doesn’t sound right.

Yay! Maybe he’ll end up as bacon.

this is no more humiliating to death (humiliated to death?) than what billy and mandy did to him…

Wait till the Disney lawyers get a hold of him.

Seriously, how grim can you be with a Mickey Mouse hat on?

I think we should get him a beanie helicopter hat…

Hind scythe is 20-20…..

M-I-C .. ♪♫ … K-E-Y.. ♪ ♫..D-E-A-T-H…. ♪♪♪♫.

“Today is Tuesday! You know what that means… ♫ ♫ ♪We’re gonna have a special guest!” ♪ ♫

Death looks better that way>

Death Cab for Cutie

M-I-C, ….. C, See You Soon!K-E-Y, ….Y, Why Because We’re Wearing These Silly Hats!

M-O-U-S-E.

Donald Duck!

Mic,….SLASH.Donal,….SLASH.

Mr. Death was here.

Oh death, where is thy sting?

Hey! don’t rip it. Those ears worked for Britney & Justin. . ..

Now, for the vengeance against catkind.

Death in Mickey Mouse years. Yeah, no one’s afraid of Death anymore. Now they just give him atomic wedgies and play games like Battleship and Twister with him.

Nobody I know that met the grim reaper had the opportunity to go to Disneyland afterwards, nevermind returning with a souvenair. He must be getting soft.

If death can’t be quick , cute will have to do.

I wonder if the Grim Reaper can feel mortified? It’s nice to see, however, that he likes Pig so much that he will deign to wear that humiliating mouse-earred gift from him. I guess Death doesn’t have many other open friends like Pig….

It is how I will always picture death now. LOL

Pig’s laughing in the face of death.

There are only 3 certainties in this world: death, taxes, and an extension of copyright law to prevent Mickey Mouse and any other Disney character from ever falling into the public domain.

death isn’t supposed to look cute, pig!

“Mr. Reaper, you just processed all 247 Girl Scouts that were on that charter airplane that crashed in the Rockies. What are you going to do now?”

“I’m going to Disneyworld!”

Muerte Mouse

Disney …Not the happiest place with him there..lol

…finally Pig can breathe a scythe of relief.

at $200 for a 3 day pass to the Mouse Kingdom it’s gonna die a slow death.We used to get in for $7 then but some ticket books and have a blast all day back in the 60’s.

Does this mean Death the Kid’s gonna show up, and how is Death away from Death City? XD

Because I could not stop for Death,I gave him Mickey’s ears.He came for me in a big red Jag,Filled with ice cold beers.

(Sorry, Emily. The devil made me do it.)

yay! the deaths are back!

pig is supporting death?!

Death Be Not Proud.

Been there, Donne that.

Death is sooo nice.

mickey d. higgins