Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 03, 2012

Alcoholics follow staggering line.

Hypochondriacs—— the reason placebos work.

I just follow the voices in my head

I don’t see any lines on the floor or the wall. Perhaps I need to follow the blurred line to the optician and get my eyes fixed.

I must be a hypochondriac, I don’t see any red or yellow lines.

Then there was the guy that was a certified hypochondriac – he had a note from his OB/Gyn to prove it.

Engraved on a hypochondriac’s grave:

ITOLD YOU I WAS SICK!