Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 16, 2012

ah… we now know the species of mouse … the dormouse from the table of the mad hatter… which would be hammy, the depressed white rabbit would be the turtle Verne… an odd switch … but who is Alice surly not RJ i would think him to be more of a Caterpillar

I think of RJ as more of a Hamburglar

I’ve been wondering what the mouse’s name is. Today it’s revealed to be Maxwell.

It’s hard to get promoted when you’re a cereal offender.

>>Why isn’t he a Commodore, or an Admiral by now?

Or why wasn’t he forced to resign in disgrace? There are rumors of a major coverup by La Leche . . .

This from the same people who brought you a singing leprechaun with freeze dried marshmallowy things, a baseball playing tiger, and a talking toucan? You’re all kookoo for cocoa puffs. Focus on the mouse people!

Low opportunity for advancement in the cereal Navy. No green water experience, only white milk experience.

I’ve always wanted to know that, even though I don’t eat Cap’n Crunch, being an Aussie. Also, fun fact: A woman once tried to sue the makers of Cap’n Crunch because they said their “Crunch Berries” cereal contained “no berries of any kind.”