Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 19, 2012

The only “Perfect World” we had was Eden andlook how long that lasted. There hasn’t been one since.

Just like doctors and the pharmaceutical industry.

What about East of Eden the TV show or West of the Wall, the song?? Come to think of it was Eden east or west of the wall??

If he could make any troubles go away he’d have begun with Blanche.

and that’s why we keep re-electing the same politicians … we believe things will change, they know to keep it the same

There’s no money in a perfect world. Money makes the world go around.

one man’s solution is another man’s bind

Just like our durable goods, built to break down.

AussieDown Under—I belive Eden was a few thousand miles South of the wall.

Kinda like Wall Street and Washington.

He just thriveson being needed!

Many conspiracy theories are based on this idea. Someone invents a car engine that will run forever on one cup of water. The oil industry gets the inventor killed and the invention supressed. (The oil industry likes repeat business.)

The snake in Eden was a bit short of perfect.

How about Barbarba Eden?

Wizard, you could eliminate all the trouble and then have fun reintroducing trouble for the repeat business. It could go on forever, or until the end of the world, which is what will happen anyways. THEN, all troubles will cease and paradise will return.

Great parents and leaders teach and train their children and citizens to thrive without them…our corporate forms thrive on repeat business…