Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 19, 2012

— and nor is the price…

Hey buddy, could you spare $3.65 for a cup of coffee.

Starbucks is in business because some people don’t actually like coffee.but they DO like frappe lappe nappechinos with whipped cream & syrup.

Well latte-da!

It’s just like the bottle water business. As a kid we drank out of a hose.

i went to starbuck’s once and ordered a coffee..black..no sugar or cream…and they did not know how to make it ( true story)

We have a cozy little coffee shop right here in our town. I love their German chocolate cake espressos with all the wipped cream. Yum.

I do that all the time.

My, aren’t you all just so… smug. I’ll get off your lawn, now.

Strabucks sucks. It is just a preppie place for preppy pretentious people to congregate and hope that all there will think they are successful enough to be drinking supped up coffee at $2.99 a cup. I get my coffee at Hardee’s on a senior discount for 72 cents.

Is that why I do that? I thought it was because I like to have water with me at all times and there is nothing wrong with my filtered tap water. That’s what you’re getting in the first place anyway.

I also can’t seem to get a good ol’ fashioned shake at McDonald’s. What’s with the goofy foam and cherry on top? I think it hides the fact that they don’t mix the shake.

I want to buy coffee in YOUR store. Costs 10.28 here