Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 10, 2012

Worship the almighty Albino Squirrel!

Bunch of comic freaks! Slobbering over an albino rodent! Why aren’t you guys at work, or in school? Just hanging around, up to no good…. Harumph!

Good one.

Where is Doug the talking dog when you need him.Hey Louie!

Luke, come to the black squirrel side.

and if an Albino Squirrel jumped over a cliff?

Mutated rodents rule!

WE’RE NOT WORTHY….

Yeah, but would you obey a platoon of pink squirrels?

They would freak out if they were in Kenton, Tennessee. They have hundreds of the white squirrels there!

I saw an albino squirrel once. he was in Central Park showing off his nuts

squirrels?sheep.

We used to have partial albino squirrels with white tails.

And yet another silly religion is born…

I beg to differ – they’re just rats in trees with good PR.

My wife is the only one that I do what she tells me to do. That is why she is affectionately known as LilG (Little General).

Okay…at the risk of being pedantic (and wrong): the entry on the Blog for statistics of dying from whatever Vs. a terrorist attack, that is meaningless BS. Assuming they’re talking about the USA, we simply haven’t had enough events to get good statistics (I’m not complaining). One significant terrrorist attack could double all those odds overnight, or even worse, depending on how many are killed. The odds before and after Sept. 11 would be entirely different. If you spend most of your time in Olney, IL, your odds are much different than if you travel back and forth to Bosnia regularly. The odds of getting struck by lightning are very small, but wise people don’t play golf in a thunderstorm. Likewise, wise people insist on some sort of vigilance (but not too much) to keep theodds down. It’s very risky to extrapolate the future from skimpy statistics from the past. Other than that, it was a very nice article.

Ms. T. – check your albino squirrel post. There’s a duplication. A keenly lame FA today, good work!

I live in the woods on a street named “Squirrel Place.” They’re always lording it over the people here. Even the non-albino squirrels think they’re the boss!

I like albino squirrels, too! And bandwagons!

Squirrels, schmirrels, that is definitely the sexiest picture of Liz I’ve ever seen.Oh, BTW, for what it’s worth (FWW) I drive through a neighborhood every day that has black squirrels. No further comments necessary.

Eartha Kitt in a chocolate gown…how scrumptious.

I had a sixth grade student like you, once. Just once!