Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 10, 2012

And Mother’s Day only hours away…

Yeah. It’s nearly mother’s day so we shouldn’t do any more jokes. Plus, how would you feel if you didn’t have a mum because she died or something and people tell these mean jokes? I say it should be stopped…for now.

Alright, I’ll only tell a little bit more.

Yo mama’s so fat, she went on a diet but it lasted three minutes before fainting because she was so hungry.

Yo mama’s so fat, she woke up crying when she had a dream about no food being on Earth.

Yo mama’s so fat, she beat the Man VS Food guy.

Yo momma so fat, her own kids are afraid to approach her, because they might get trapped inside her event horizon. Yo momma so dumb, she plays Farmville eight hours a day. Yo momma so gullible, 75% of all dictionaries have a picture of her to illustrate the word gullible. Yo momma so old, she used to be a midwife, and the last baby she delivered before she retired was Methusaleh. Yo momma so ugly, Jocelyn Wildenstein keeps getting plastic surgery to look more like her — and she still needs a couple thousand more rounds of surgery to really get the look right. Yo momma so sick, her doctor prescribed medication that has Lou Gehrig’s Disease as a side effect, because if it helps her condition it would be worth it. Yo momma so lazy, she gets other people to push the TV remote control buttons for her.

Can’t add to it cause the best have been taken. Well done everyone!

nate

Some of these are also known as She’s Sooooo Blonde jokes. Example: (Mama / Blonde) is so dumb when the doctor told her she was pregant she asked " Are you sure it’s mine?"

This could eventually end with just: yo mamma is just…..yo mamma!!

Yeah I knew them as blonde jokes, and I’d rather bother blondes than insult peoples mamas…

Wait!! yo mama smell so bad, Pepe Le Pew puts on a gas mask when he comes near her!!

Yo mama’s so ugly, she turns medusa to stone.

I guess Artur’s not so smart after all.

YO MAMA’S SOOO FAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama sews socks that smell

Yo mama so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she jumped, it was 8.9 on the Richter scale

It’s only a joke, Arthur

Yo Mama’s so fat when she was a knight in training she didn’t need armor

I have a book this comic is in but I don’t know which

Yo mama so fat when I saw her profile picture on Instagram I thought my phone died

Yo mama’s so old, she was a waitress in the last supper.

I hate yo mama jokes.

Yo MAMA’s so fat that when she got married her husband gave her an onion ring.

Yo mama’s as bright as a black hole and twice as dense. Yo mama’s so dumb, it took her an hour to make minute rice. Yo mama eats so much, her gut biome put in for overtime.

Yo mama so poor she reuses ice cream cones