New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for April 16, 2012

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    I’m guessing she has plans for two weeks from now. Who’s the lucky guy?

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    Tirasmol  over 12 years ago

    You know, I try to stay out of debates about politics and religion and personal choices. But there are times when I just can’t keep my mouth shut… so here’s my opinion – Jan Brewer needs to get her head examined. Her elevator doesn’t stop on all floors.

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    PhantomPlumber  over 12 years ago

    Ah, the USA – just when you think it can’t get any crazier…

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    vwdualnomand  over 12 years ago

    way to go politicians who failed biology class. every time these small c conservatives who say they do not want to be involved in our lives, they do something that like this. what is next? they going to track every woman’s egg count? track every man’s sperm count? have a sex police and ask couples personal intimate questions of their sex lives? i guess it goes with being from arizona, the one of the last states that didn’t recognize MLK day.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 12 years ago

    It is time for a mental exercise called Schrodinger’s fetus.

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    TheWildSow  over 12 years ago

    ♪ ♪ Ev’ry Sperm is Sacred..♪♫

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

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    Possum Pete  over 12 years ago

    Hmmmm… Vice President Brewer sure has a nice ring to it. Will make Caribou Barbie look normalish.

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    Christopher Shea  over 12 years ago

    Under the law, the first day of life is defined as the last day of the mother’s last period — which, yes, can be up to two weeks before the actual conception. So everyone gets to add nine and a half months to their age!

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    pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago

    So somebody explain this to me. Is the tiny fetal proto-soul in the sperm, the egg, or divided between? 50-50 would seem reasonable, but that huge bloated egg is so much bigger than the poor little spermy fellow that it seems unfair to expect him to carry such a burden. Maybe it’s more like 99 to 1. Biology is hard.

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    pauljmsn  over 12 years ago

    I’d put this right up there with “Birth control pills may be linked to prostate cancer.”

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    transwarpmail-comics  over 12 years ago

    I live in Arizona and it’s a beautiful state, however the politicians are the vilest, dumbest, most reactionary and most loathsome bunch of troglodytes that ever existed. However people do elect them, and the voters are to blame. I would nuke this state in a heartbeat if it wouldn’t kill innocent animals.

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    Spyderred  over 12 years ago

    Arizona: blowing dust area next 300-something’ miles. A walking talking reality show. Funny unless you happen to live there.

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    kauri44  over 12 years ago

    I don’t know—Oklahoma’s personhood bill—that embryos have all the legal rights of a person at conception (did it actually pass?), certainly puts it in the running.

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    peachyanddanny  over 12 years ago

    Sherriff Joe Arpaio is a pansy.

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    Yukoneric  over 12 years ago

    All them stupes what don’t know no better shoudd outta been aborted…………

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    pam Miner  over 12 years ago

    I’m suprized that the people of Arizona are OK with that! Almost anywhere else people would have petitions to oust that governor and her henchmen.

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    vwdualnomand  over 12 years ago

    so, arizona’s law enforcement doing their duties of stopping/preventing crime ie robberies, homicides, drunk driving stops, patrolling etc…, they have to question everyone about their immigration status, check every women’s menstrual cycle, investigate couples’ intimate lives, make sure that every teenage boy isn’t jacking it, and make sure that everyone of hispanic descent cannot learn their history in school, even though US won and bought land that became AZ from mexico. And, the gop says that dems waste money.

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