Close to Home by John McPherson for December 07, 2009

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    hank197857  almost 15 years ago

    … and stupid

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    NoBrandName  almost 15 years ago

    Hugging a cactus sounds more like randompuncture to me. He should ask for their porcupine special.

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    Somehow, it seems inccorect to say that the catus treatment would be pointless…

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    bald  almost 15 years ago

    and for $10, i’ll throw a box of toothpicks at your back

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    treBsdrawkcaB  almost 15 years ago

    And then there’s the $300 charge to remove all the cactus needles from your skin…

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    jpozenel  almost 15 years ago

    Or you could just go home and play with your pet porcupine for free.

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    iantheevil  almost 15 years ago

    Well, since clinical trials have shown it doesn’t actually matter where you stick the needles for acupuncture, the cactus will probably work just as well for less money.

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    doggiehouser  almost 15 years ago

    I live on a few acres in the foothills outside of Tucson. There are over 100 Saguaro cacti on my property. You can come here and hug them for $10 a hug. That sounds like a good way for me to make up for the loss to my retirement accounts. I’M RICH!!!!!!!!!!

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