Well, since clinical trials have shown it doesn’t actually matter where you stick the needles for acupuncture, the cactus will probably work just as well for less money.
I live on a few acres in the foothills outside of Tucson. There are over 100 Saguaro cacti on my property. You can come here and hug them for $10 a hug. That sounds like a good way for me to make up for the loss to my retirement accounts. I’M RICH!!!!!!!!!!
hank197857 almost 15 years ago
… and stupid
NoBrandName almost 15 years ago
Hugging a cactus sounds more like randompuncture to me. He should ask for their porcupine special.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
Somehow, it seems inccorect to say that the catus treatment would be pointless…
bald almost 15 years ago
and for $10, i’ll throw a box of toothpicks at your back
treBsdrawkcaB almost 15 years ago
And then there’s the $300 charge to remove all the cactus needles from your skin…
jpozenel almost 15 years ago
Or you could just go home and play with your pet porcupine for free.
iantheevil almost 15 years ago
Well, since clinical trials have shown it doesn’t actually matter where you stick the needles for acupuncture, the cactus will probably work just as well for less money.
doggiehouser almost 15 years ago
I live on a few acres in the foothills outside of Tucson. There are over 100 Saguaro cacti on my property. You can come here and hug them for $10 a hug. That sounds like a good way for me to make up for the loss to my retirement accounts. I’M RICH!!!!!!!!!!