Reminds me of one of my favorite folk tunes.’Lot’s of Little Soldiers’ by Matt McGinn.Hopefully his play doesn’t end like the song.-“I put them upon the table and I marched them all aroundThen I battered them with the cannonballs and watched them falling downI had lots of little crosses that I laid upon the deadThen I patched up all the wounded ones and sent them home to bedI would very much like if I could teach this little game of gunsTo my seven beautiful daughters and my fourteen lovely sonsBut the man in the shop he gave me down a bomb from off the shelfIt blew up every soldier, all my neighbours and myself”-http://youtu.be/4PH5iI0Isb4
killacowinWA over 12 years ago
Ah, fond memories.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Lio has got the Patton on that idea.
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
Whew, no continuation of Liō’s baby pictures & videos.
Harryfan over 12 years ago
Love the slot in the helmet for his hair.
y2b4u3d over 12 years ago
I just see Imagination where is the HORROR!!!
aardvarkseyes over 12 years ago
“No poor plastic soldier ever won a war by dying for his country. He won the war by making the other poor plastic soldier die for his country!”
aardvarkseyes over 12 years ago
PS: Gotta love the slit in the helmet.
WSR over 12 years ago
@ y2b4u3dThe horror comes when the army guys start moving, thanks to the chemical solution Lio doused them in previously.
rolleg over 12 years ago
Ah, the full Monty.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
Wheres his pearl handled pistols?Whoops, sorry, I mean ivory.
ninetoes over 12 years ago
probably a better “Dictator” than Sacha Baron Cohen
johndifool over 12 years ago
LOL guys…
adenbaker over 12 years ago
he’d make a good general! haha!
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
To me, Lio looks more like this guy than George S. Patton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dy2fo6E_pI
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
Send them after your Dad’s coffee – he’ll appreciate it ’cause:♪♫ The best part of waking up, is soldiers inyour cup!
skipper1992 over 12 years ago
I think I did this myself when I was that age. Except that my army included a few Cabbage Patch Kids.
Stagger Lee over 12 years ago
Gen. Patton was riding in a 1938 Cadillac that hit a 2 1/2 ton (Duece and a Half) truck that turned in front of his car. He died 12 days later.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Shape up those troops, General Lio! No slackers! No malingerers! No cowards! This is a plastic man’s army! (P.S. Nice Patton-esque uniform!)
tcity over 12 years ago
Reminds me of one of my favorite folk tunes.’Lot’s of Little Soldiers’ by Matt McGinn.Hopefully his play doesn’t end like the song.-“I put them upon the table and I marched them all aroundThen I battered them with the cannonballs and watched them falling downI had lots of little crosses that I laid upon the deadThen I patched up all the wounded ones and sent them home to bedI would very much like if I could teach this little game of gunsTo my seven beautiful daughters and my fourteen lovely sonsBut the man in the shop he gave me down a bomb from off the shelfIt blew up every soldier, all my neighbours and myself”-http://youtu.be/4PH5iI0Isb4
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Lio’s in full command!
kathrynismerry over 12 years ago
Ha! You and Pouncing Tiger have got me giggling.
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
Our defense contractors and the congressmen they own love war.
da11a5 over 12 years ago
just a 2 star Gen.?
dvoyack over 12 years ago
“I’d rather have 12 German divisions in front of me than one French division behind me.”——George S. Patton; General; USA.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Groan!
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Make the other bastard die for his country!
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
If you don’t like nuclear war, and you don’t like conventional war – What kind of war do you like?
lou_lou over 12 years ago
Oh, this is going to be epic…
ComicfanAK over 12 years ago
My husband still does this, but with my son now. Love it!
ERROR_CODE_666 about 4 years ago
Sorry Liō but those guys are FAKE