Strange Brew by John Deering for April 23, 2012

Beware those Earthly germs, they’re nasty.

Get a grip on yourself. It’s the news that’s sometime sanitised. What do you want to do cause a panic?

Always stick to established procedures and your checklist, never fails, except when it does…

Towels. Who’s got the towels?

Martians have hands?Gather around the radio and I’ll tell you a story.

Shouldn’t it be “Tentacle Sanitizer”?

Great! They’ve infected us with their germs! We’re doomed!

I thought aliens just used their hands for ALL sanitizing.

:p

Road trip FAIL.