The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 28, 2012

The way the luggage allowance keeps getting reduced, this’ll be all we’re allowed to take, soon__________________________________________

A Ghanaian friend of mine went back home wearing six layers of clothes that people had given him. His luggage was still overweight.

“The one with our name on it, dear.”

They’ve got bags under their eyes.

I wonder why they didn’t bring it carry-on.

That one oblivous!

..this one suits me..

I wonder if he’s a lawyer who only handles small cases?

Small claims?

Obviously my dear, I didn’t marry you for your brains!!

They’re in the land of the giants!

First of all, what’s the apostrophe doing in the word ones?

Seems obvious that it should read “Which ones are ours, Dear?”

Or maybe “Which ones’re ours, Dear” ?