Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 25, 2012

I suppose this means either that Pam sounds very husky normally, or Cliff has a voice like he’s been kicked in the groin…

Must be those new Google interactive glasses.

Hey, remember The Seldom Scene?

Smart glasses on Brewster…..Now there’s a mismatch!.No, Brew, iphone doesn’t mean you’re a phone…..

Just order from the McDonalds Dollar Value Menu and you will look smart!

When Brewster starts ‘pushing apps’, Pam gonna get mad!

I can see it now. People walking around talking to themselves, waving their hands in the air as they try access their apps.

Then someone walks by and waves back…and deletes the file.

Next upgrade: a radar application to allow people wearing these to navigate.

… I heard there was an app that used the phone’s camera to display an image of what’s in front of the user while they’re walking and texting and playing games or whatever …… that way, with an image of the scene in front of them on the phone screen, users could avoid walking into stuff …

Most people can’t even walk in a straight line when talking on their phones. They might just as well have icons in front of their eyes.

Our trained servants are starting to take over. It’s the Rise of the Planet of the Apps!

is there an x-ray app?

@Coyoty: Too much monkey business.

Maybe Brewster should have gone with this helmet instead:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLMnbjMhPSg

Just think how “cool” he’ll look when he collides into people and falls down elevator shafts.

@gmaswimmer: No. An X-ray requires vast amounts of radiation. unprotected exposure over a long period of time could kill people.Can i just do it until i go blind?