Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 26, 2012

Brewster… You got some spleenin’ to do!

There. I said it.

haven’t heard from winky for a while…

SmartGun Automatic Targeting App.Why doesn’t he have it?

That’s the problem with smart glasses, bombs, etc..It doesn’t make the user any smarter.

Like everything else in life, Brewster: pick one app and stick with it, until the task is done.

If Brewster runs over to Pearls, I think Lil Guard Duck can get him a deal on an Oopsies Fruit Basket, cos he buys ’em by the dozen.

@gmaswimmer from yesterday: “An X-ray requires vast amounts of radiation. unprotected exposure over a long period of time could kill people.”Actually, an X-ray merely requires a roll of transparent tape.http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/80beats/2008/10/22/peeling-scotch-tape-powers-x-ray-machine/

Meanwhile, yes, Siri on the iPhone is already supposed to be able to send an e-mail to one of your contacts using your default e-mail — but I believe you have to dictate the content.

It’s possible that it can insert stock phrases like “I’m sorry” on it’s own, though, cos in the demo a guy named David said “tell so-and-so I’ll be late” and his phone texted that person “David will be late.”I’ve never tried it.“Siri for Android” development was cut off when Apple bought the program.

An attack from a space squid can result in squid marks.

Coyoyte, I thought squid marks were the little circles left by their sucker thingies…

Brewster, did you know that you can take those smart glasses off?

If that spleen could write a book…..

Brewster can’t see for all the icons on the screen? Must be Windows 8.

App-alling

Ensign Kenny had better hide out, too.

Maybe he should have a smart brain installed instead.

Sorry Brewster, a smartphone dosen’t make you smart.

Dumbest “smart device” ever.

“Brewster should get a face recognition app.”

Why? Brewster already knows what he looks like!

47 spleens!

Cloning Lab, We’re going to need another Winky.