Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 12, 2012

At least he has the pipes on the correct shoulder.

The Irish taste in musicIs constantly erodingThis explains why bagpipesSound like cats exploding!(Write not to me an angry letterI’m one-half Irish, one-half Setter)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…..that’s a good one!

Only if he doesn’t know HOW to play the GHB. Most people have NEVER heard the Great Highland Bagpipe played competently.

Now play for us: Mull of Kentyre and The Bluebells of Scotland.

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@PMDj1I’m hoping I’m “writing”, not merely “typing”………

Aye laddie!!!

Use pretzel sticks. Pretzel sticks make great fake cigarettes…until you eat them, that is.