Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 20, 2012

Get on with it! I want to see what happened to Eva!

The uncola nut. Never had it, never will. Hahahahahaha.

Lio de Conkeroo

Papa Shambo, Jr. ladies & gentlemen…Papa Shambo Jr.

I would, perhaps, buy from that bokor, but dabbling in the Dark Arts can be dangerous…. Maybe I’ll just have a lemonade, on second thought.

I’m willing to pay Lio $30 for three really good spells. One for Congress, one for the Senate and one for the White House Administration. A win for Lio, since all three will be the same spell, just different targets.

Psst… kids… now’s your opportunity to climb to the very top of the candy and lemonade retail industries…

The problem with voodoo dolls is you never know where they’ve been (nor where the pins have been……….)

Be interesting to see who gets more business.

Eva Rose should set up a stand selling Lemonade Antidote, $10.00 a dose.

Is Lio also selling counterspells?

Freaky!

Great idea by Lio. Someone can have lemonade and a candy while buying a voodoo spell. How come no has tapped into that market

Where were you when I needed you a year ago?

Great business!No customer complaints! (Or else…)

And Baron Samedi is the guy Lio looks like. Wikipedia got it right…

I had an idea of combining voodun and acupuncture. Too busy to come in for a treatment? Call us and we’ll give you acupuncture via voodoo doll.