Monty by Jim Meddick for May 16, 2012

And if the warden had pepperoni pizza tonight you’re getting the gas chamber

First time Moondog’s ever been referred to as “the man.”

As least Pilsner isn’t “working for the man”.

is it because you didn’t sell out to the man, pilsner?

No, it is other ‘friend’ behind the glass in his cage Pilsner is worried about.

Pilsner has constructed himself quite an imaginary scenario. I suspect Ms. Cardinal will not be faithful….

First Doggie becomes “the man” at the art museum, now he’s “the man” at the bird jail. Next thing you know, Pilsner will be known as the Birdman of Alcatraz.

I hope the parakeet I had and loved didn’t feel he was in the “slammer.” I had to keep him caged up because we also had a dog and cat.

o.k I am continuing with my comments from yesterday. This is clearly beastiality, no?

I thought Pilsner was free to go out. At least this is more beliveable than a robot and vacuum cleaner.

throw ’em in the cooler. 2 weeks.