The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 02, 2012
May 01, 2012
May 03, 2012
Transcript:
Voices: No!! Woman: Avert your eyes! Legendary sea adversaries. John vs. the whale. Chief Brody vs. Jaws. Ahab vs. Moby-Dick. Galifianakis vs. the French Riviera.
I know I’m being nitpicky, but I have to point out that Jonah and the dag gadol weren’t exactly adversaries. Jonah had been tossed into the sea and was about to drown when he was swallowed. In chapter 2 of his book, Jonah, still within the belly of the dag, thanks God for saving his life.
Maybe you don’t care, but now that it’s in your head, you’re stuck with it.
My kids bought me a speedo as a joke when I was about 45. My wife took pics of me on a almost deserted Daytona Beach.Haven’t gotten any more Speedos since….and the pics and negatives have “disappeared”.
Cool link. I’ve heard it before on a cool station that played only pre-British Invasion oldies. Lately the local oldies station has been playing stuff from the 80s. Seriously, what gives?
margueritem over 12 years ago
If he had on a thong, that would be even worse.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Marg! I was just coming in here to ask whether we were licensed to sell it here on Argyle Sweater!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
From yesterday, if any of you stop by…Thank you, Beviek (yet again), and Ali, and Bluskies (I think, LOL)
And Finale… I try.But some people think I’m trying. Sigh….
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
If you can’t afford the Riviera, the same sights can be see at Old Orchard Beach in Maine.I had to have my brain scooped to get that memory out of it.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Nobody warned me I should be wearing my really dark sungrasses.
J Short over 12 years ago
Thongs for the memories.
tsandl over 12 years ago
I know I’m being nitpicky, but I have to point out that Jonah and the dag gadol weren’t exactly adversaries. Jonah had been tossed into the sea and was about to drown when he was swallowed. In chapter 2 of his book, Jonah, still within the belly of the dag, thanks God for saving his life.
Maybe you don’t care, but now that it’s in your head, you’re stuck with it.
erinbliss over 12 years ago
He’s not as big as this drawing portrays! Besides, people in France wouldn’t even notice.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
And all the physicists claimed that travelling at the speedo light was impossible…
finale over 12 years ago
My kids bought me a speedo as a joke when I was about 45. My wife took pics of me on a almost deserted Daytona Beach.Haven’t gotten any more Speedos since….and the pics and negatives have “disappeared”.
valehans over 12 years ago
It’s like a beach ball with a rubber band around it.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
They call it a Speedo but its real name is Mister Earl.
bluskies over 12 years ago
Good one. You’ll be hearing from Apple’s legal department directly.
margueritem over 12 years ago
As long as that’s all he flashes…
coffeeturtle over 12 years ago
Ahab, you missed one.Slide over to the next box.
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
It’s like wearing a slingshot.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
Cool link. I’ve heard it before on a cool station that played only pre-British Invasion oldies. Lately the local oldies station has been playing stuff from the 80s. Seriously, what gives?
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
I always thought Moby Dick was an STD.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
I thought the second one was CHEF Brody and was wondering what cooking show from hell is that!?
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
A classic Andy Capp had Flo asking Andy, “What would I look like with a bikini?” Andy, “Like an egg with 2 rubberbands”
finnygirl Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s best when they dance.
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EEEEEEEKK! ROFL!
Jeffpaul over 12 years ago
Great cartoon.
bluskies over 12 years ago
Brain bleach should be a right, not a privilege- especially after THAT belly-dance.