The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 03, 2012

I imagine that she takes it now and again.

Sitting on her royal hinda$$?

Baslim the begger got it right- it’s Majesty. Highness is the term for the lesser royals

Supposedly, Elizabeth II has always liked to dance, and was quoted on a BBC program as having said, after an event in which Abba’s Dancing Queen was played, “I always try to dance when this song comes on because I am the Queen and I like to dance.”

’twould be sufficient to have one taken under guard in the UK, I daresay…

…and a lot of sass out here in the comment world.

“Hurry up mommy, it’s my turn.” —-Prince Charles.

I don’t think I would get any movement either, if I had some butler dude standing right outside the door making suggestions and ready to barge in with medication.

This puts a new spin on HMS.

The Queen does not defecate!

Flag’s out; the loo is occupied.

I’m glad the humor here hasn’t gotten too coar$e.

And when the Doctor asked if she had a BM yet she replied. “H@#% no, they won’t even let me have an RC in this Godforsaken place.”

Maybe she’s just taking a royal wee.

“we are (not) amused…”

perhaps removing the royal stick up her butt will help??

yeah, straight to the Thames.

Love it!

I came in late and all the best, worst, and obvious puns have already been defecated.

When addressing royalty, one initially uses the correct form of address – after one would just use “Marm” or “Sir”

However as Queen her poop never stinks.

ROFLMAO at all the outhouses, especially the motorized one! :-)

This is really gross, Scott. Even for you. Oh, that’s a good thing by the way!

♫☺♫☺Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl,But she doesn’t have a lot to say…♫☺♫☺

The Beatles very last recording on the Abby Road album.

Her correct title is “Your Majesty” – “Your Highness” is for a Princess.

iI had to sign in before leaving the office just to say that’s pretty frikken clever. LMAO

Metamucil: Bad suggestion. The clear tasteless stuff, polyethylene glycol, cheap over the counter powder. makes this problem tolerable.

I know, not clever or funny, but I just improved quality of life for many with that tip.

BTW. Isn’t that crown meant for a king rather than a queen?

very good

As I sit here lonely-hearted, tried to sh** and only heard fanfare.

Metamucil is a perfect solution! A glass a day and you are guaranteed a day’s worth of farts. This is a sure cure for people following you around sticking their noses up your…..OK… into your shorts. When they do, just relax the old sphincter.