Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for January 02, 2010

Who chews tobacco while they’re in bed.

I’m assuming Jim Scancarelli doesn’t have any cats. One thing they do NOT do is slobber. Their tongues are like sandpaper. Slobbering is the dogs department.

And whats with Kitty’s tail? Anyone seen a cat’s tail like that?

Yes, Bob the Cat.

BigGrouch said, 39 minutes ago

And whats with Kitty’s tail? Anyone seen a cat’s tail like that?

The’re are a few breed of cats that have stubby tails or even no tails at all, with the Manx Cat being one of them.

More cat-talk after this brief message…

I think that’s a chamber pot next to the bed. How quaint! And how useful, in case of need!

That kitty doesn’t look like a manx to me. Most cats have long tails and that cat looks like a long furred cat so that tail should be bushy.

Cats get in accidents. My ex-wife slammed a door without looking on our poor kitten’s tail, and she lost two-thirds of it.

Walt grows older and older, and I’m stuck watching a cheap Smokey Stover knock-off.

But at least it’s still GREAT art-work.

Rufus has been carrying Kitty around for so long that her tail has worn down to a nub.

I’ve slept with baccy ‘tween cheek and gum. Yum, Yum.

Hector, remember Rufus passed out after taking Kitty’s meds. Presumably Joel put him to bed like that!