Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 08, 2012

I guess it’s no coincidence that Goshen, unlike Milford’s other opponents, is a place name from the Bible. And here comes Darby, who was driven out of the Land of Goshen. It would only be better if Milford were playing Harper Valley.

“Relax. They probably won’t even remember you.”

Obviously we’ve never been to a small town high school before.

Oh, there’s no “could” about it. It will get wild.

So it rains in Milford, but not Goshen?

Is this all being written be cause of the women"s health contraversey in Texas?

“Won’t even remember”? Then why does the Goshen Arby’s have “Welcome Home Harlot” on their marquee right under the 2/$5 Roast Beef special?

Bobby’s driving ALL THE WAY to Goshen? Wonder how much gas costs in Milford? Looks like Jaxon is not on the team bus. The little guy HAS TO BE AT THE GAME, he’s a player in this charade.

Is that Bobby’s evil twin in P2? Will the real Bobby be shocked at Darby’s reputation, giving Dinny a better chance to step in?

“Scandal Girl Returns to Goshen.” Now she’s stealing Marty’s headlines.

How bad will it be, fans with signs, “Go home slut!”? Well, the wording wouldn’t go that far in this strip, but maybe.

On the other hand, her comment that “it could get wild”, maybe she’s talking about herself, like the last time she was there?

Why was “Scandal Girl” left out of the new Avenger’s movie?

So like the storyline with the homeless kid . . . where the fans of the opposing team dressed as bumbs . . . with the Goshen fans be dressed as sluts or as pregnant teen moms . . . in the words of Flounder in Animal House" “This is going to be great!”

Scandal Girl! This fall on Bravo!

Some Goshen Clowns will insult Darby, and the two Milf boys vying for her attention will trip over each other trying to defend her. Darby will notice them fighting the Clowns and will be smitten. Then she will be torn between two lovers. Jaxon will decide which one she “goes” with.

A pregnant 14 year old might not be much of a scandal in the Chicago projects, but in small town America, yeah, I think they will remember her.