Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 09, 2012

Oh, no, it’s that B—— from Goshen.

Darby should reply- “I’ve got one. Are you still doing coke (cocaine) 3 times a week?”

This chick will be getting some chin music for that one.

She better not give up homeruns and extra base hits in the 1st inning or she will be getting many barbs until she can’t concentrate on her pitching.

If Darby is worried about her notoriety, why on earth would she let her mother bring Jaxon to the game? But the Milford girls will rally around Darby and make Goshen pay, unless Darby’s nerves get to her and she’s hit hard.

Darby note to self: High and tight. Shave that beard off No. 7.

Oh no she didn’t………….

P2 – Looks like the bus is flying. It must be The Magic School Bus!

In keeping with the spirit of the new “Avengers” movie, I think the appropriate response to this situation is – “Hulk, Smash!”

There are always one or two girls pregnant in high school at any given time during the school year…how archaic..sheesh!

Box score just in: DARBY 5-for-5, 4 HRs.

+1 on the chin music. 7 is not a lucky number today.

P2 – Bus definitely needs a front end alignment. Can’t really tell about caster and camber but toe-in is way off.

And the student section at Goshen starts to chime in:

DAR-BY DAR-BY DAR-BY DAR-BY DAR-BY

What? It’s a legitimate question.

For #7’s first at bat catcher should call for the old #1 in the 3, 6 or 9 spot, and set up way inside. For you non BB, SB folks, that’s inside at the knees, inside at the hands, or high and tight, and if you miss, then miss inside. If you don’t get a HBP and get to 2 strikes, throw a #2 in the 1 spot, which is a curve low and away. She’ll either be rubbing a sore spot or look rediculous, As an old (very old) catcher I guarantee it.

P2- Milford Bus is caught in a DR WHO episode.

Proper response “At least I have my kid Trick”

“Just the one. How’s gender reassignment therapy working out”

“Just the one. Have you married your brother yet?”

“Just the one. Did your dad get released from prison after he molested you and your sisters?”

If #7 is an infielder, somebody better be going in spikes up.

Some possible comebacks for Darby:“Four. What’s it to ya?”“Well, at least I can have kids.”“One.” Then Darby gives her the ole one finger salute.

Jaxon? Why would anybody bring an old-timey car horn anywhere?

I want a magic bus…