The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 11, 2012

He wasn’t stuttering…

“Hmm… If I cop a feel, will I get busted?”

What a boob!I said it first!!!!

Thanks for the mammaries…

I’ll buy one!

Spring is busting out all over…!

I guess that’s a queen bed.We are amused.

ha, good one.

I bought one of those and had the breast nights sleep.

I like the “deer in the headlights” look on his face.

Maybe that’s a melon patch bed for Cabbage Patch kids.

I think You’re supposed to rest your head in the cleavage.That’s what I’d do, anyway.

you’ll save money on pillows

Don’t sleep on a mattress like that if you don’t want your back two Cs up.

When you hang that mattress cover on the line to dry the neighbors are going to think you’re bragging.

yeh, he’s a regular Crankshaft

The puns are out in full force today.

The mattress cover is double breasted.

Remember, buddy, there’s a tag that says DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW,

Those certainly make great pillows. ;-)… I can’t believe nobody said that yet. ;-)

What’s a zebra? – The largest size.

“Hurry in! Going out of business sale! Mix and match, our mistake is your break! Bankruptcy sale! Buy now! Seems every mattress store in America is constantly going broke for some reason.

His sleep number is 36C

[cough]

If you don’t want to lie down, you can always take a teat instead.

The breast of beds.

;-)

This comic strip is uplifting and titillating at the same time…a perfect pairing…

Ah, a mammary foam matress.