Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for May 07, 2012
May 06, 2012
May 08, 2012
Transcript:
Tia Carmen: Ooh, I need a drink. Tia Carmen: I wish I didn't have to hide it... Tia Carmen: But I don't want the family making fun of me. Tia Carmen Thinking: Mmm... that hits the spot. Baldo Thinking: Tia Carmen... drinking booze?
Baldo’s nearly losing HIS hair over this…gotta stop teasing your Tia. She’s so innocent that she thinks herself into a social corner…it’s like having a bunny as a pet…you have to think ahead of it, too, to head it off BEFORE it starts to run, with kind, affectionate reassurance…I’ve survived around Conservatives and such that way for years and years…they can’t help it, they’re very timid and there’s also no way they can know they’re not too bright, either. See, you gotta GET this: there’s NO way a neo Confederate can grasp that he or she isn’t very bright. They’re wrong: they’re merely CLEVER.
Manipulate numbers and facts, suspend disbelief any time required, obedient, vulnerable, and wonderfully, sneakily and cleverly almost pure cowards…also unable to empathize, probably due to limited range of emotions. “Conservatives”…whee, am I tripping. Ripping.
Having some difficulty adjusting to living on a planet with Issa and Ryan, Rove and Koch and Limpy the overgassed pressure-releasing creampuff. Hallelujah, in His Righteousness, he’s upside down. He’s actually sitting on his head, with all that noxious fuming naturally rising to the top and expressing itself by the nearest sphincter-bearing aperture. Limpy really needs turned over, he’s totally topsy-turvy butt being ‘conservative’, he doesn’t know THAT either.He has imitated greater men all his life, and he’s wandered off by pretending to be Mussolini and his chosen end.
That is, upside down.I will sell a million T shirts every time one of these dudes kicks off.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Yes or some other naturopathic remedy
swami mommy over 12 years ago
is she losing her hair?
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Baldo’s nearly losing HIS hair over this…gotta stop teasing your Tia. She’s so innocent that she thinks herself into a social corner…it’s like having a bunny as a pet…you have to think ahead of it, too, to head it off BEFORE it starts to run, with kind, affectionate reassurance…I’ve survived around Conservatives and such that way for years and years…they can’t help it, they’re very timid and there’s also no way they can know they’re not too bright, either. See, you gotta GET this: there’s NO way a neo Confederate can grasp that he or she isn’t very bright. They’re wrong: they’re merely CLEVER.
Manipulate numbers and facts, suspend disbelief any time required, obedient, vulnerable, and wonderfully, sneakily and cleverly almost pure cowards…also unable to empathize, probably due to limited range of emotions. “Conservatives”…whee, am I tripping. Ripping.
Having some difficulty adjusting to living on a planet with Issa and Ryan, Rove and Koch and Limpy the overgassed pressure-releasing creampuff. Hallelujah, in His Righteousness, he’s upside down. He’s actually sitting on his head, with all that noxious fuming naturally rising to the top and expressing itself by the nearest sphincter-bearing aperture. Limpy really needs turned over, he’s totally topsy-turvy butt being ‘conservative’, he doesn’t know THAT either.He has imitated greater men all his life, and he’s wandered off by pretending to be Mussolini and his chosen end.
That is, upside down.I will sell a million T shirts every time one of these dudes kicks off.
cork over 12 years ago
some kind of “te de quien sabe que.”
danlarios over 12 years ago
ease up on the caffine
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s either medicine or alcohol.
Potrzebie over 12 years ago
Geritol?
Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m guessing aranciata or horchata. Tia Carmen no es una boracho.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m going to bet it’s an energy drink or something.