FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 21, 2012

That dude’s shirt looks like the one Peter Fox and Morton Goldthwait wore on the exact same school day.

Now, that’s just sad!

Easy come, easy go.

I wonder how the Megaupload guy is liking his federal prison time.

Ah, how the mighty have fallen…

Shoulda worked on Wall Street or gone into banking. You get bailouts and bonuses for running your company into the ground.

Dot-com bubble times, they were. With grossly overpriced Facebook we may find Mark Zukerberg doing some mopping of his own in a few years.

I still don’t know who that guy is, but the theater I work at, we don’t wear bow ties or vests. Basically, only the managers get to wear business suits and ties; well the lady managers wear skirts, too.

Young man walks into an establishment looking for work. “Fine,” says the proprietor, shoving a broom into his hand, “I need someone to sweep up around here.” “But I have a college degree!” protests the kid. Grabbing back the broom, the proprietor replies, “OK, here, I’ll show you how.”