FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 26, 2012

Good thing that worked otherwise he would be tomato red and burning like fire!

The voice of experience?

My brain doesn’t listen to me either. Maybe I should try Jason’s trick. Couldn’t hurt.

To execute a good belly flop, you have to have a belly…

I think he sleeps in his glasses, they’re that much a part of him.

Jason’s the Newt Pulsipher of diving!!!!!

I wish I could go swimming right now. Sigh.

Jason’s glasses are like Peter’s hat. They’re never taken off.

To splash & soak the people at the side of the pool.

I believe this is the Springtime for Hitler principle-where one fails at failing. It comes from the film The Producers, in which two people make a horrendously bad play with the intent of collecting the tax benefits when it fails. Instead, the play becomes a huge hit; and they subsequently do time for investment fraud.