FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 17, 2012
September 15, 2012
September 18, 2012
Transcript:
Andy: Uggh. Roger: What's wrong? Andy: I took an allergy decongestant and it's turned me into a brain-dead zombie. Roger: Well will it wear off? Andy: In twelve days. I mean minutes. I mean weeks. Roger: Not soon enough, basically. Andy: You know 12 whatchamacallits.
legaleagle48 about 12 years ago
Quick — go load up on junk food before her drug-induced stupor wears off!
euston about 12 years ago
There is a documentary called ‘Food Matters’ on Youtube about people taking medication for everything rather than trying to manage a good diet. I would recommend everyone to see it.
rpmurray about 12 years ago
Health food has been found to be unhealthy for you.
ewalnut about 12 years ago
Maybe she’s developed a soy allergy, though this strip is from back before most of it was GMO.
cdward about 12 years ago
If she’s a zombie, why isn’t she eating his brains? Oh, never mind. I forgot who she’s talking to.
Doctor11 about 12 years ago
It’s going to be a weird strange twelve hours for everyone.
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
Git yerself some of that zombie lovin’, Roger.
Xane_T about 12 years ago
Quick, throw out her cookbooks and the tofu!
fishbulb239 about 12 years ago
Challenge her to a game of chess, Roger! She’ll still beat you, but at least she might be doped up enough to actually accept.
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 12 years ago
I once took a Zyrtec for my allergies, and I ended up going to bed at 5 in the evening because of the drowsiness. They could really market that as a sleep aid.