Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 06, 2012

Put a cork in it.

Dutch oven.

Don’t play that trumpet near an open flame.

Try a mute ?

Only egotists blow their own horn. Unless of course, they are in a band.

Although it’s on the nose, it’s still a trunk call.

I had forgotten… “Trumpet” is a verb.

Nocturnal emissions.