Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 16, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Are you reading my story? What do you think? Satchel: Hard to follow... Is hamlet a character or a sandwich? Bucky: Both, the king named his son after his long lost sandwich that Norwegian ferrets stole from him. Satchel: I thought ferrets killed the king. Bucky: No, his brother, the count of monte cristo, did. Horseradisho is helping hamlette get revenge, but reubencrantz and- Satchel: Wait, why is everyone named after sandwich stuff? Bucky: Built-in fast food tie-ins! That's how good writers write!
wvhappypappy over 12 years ago
Great-grandma came from Mayo…she was a cute tomato, but very devout. I recall before each meal, she said “Lettuce pray…”
Varnes over 12 years ago
Mosquitoes bugging you? …Let us spray
Varnes over 12 years ago
My favorite character is Balonius….
FENRISULFR over 12 years ago
The Russian and the Italian went down to the Thousand Islands, where the French were worshiping the Green Goddess. And when they saw she was dressing, they cried out heartily "Sacre Bleu! “Cheese it, the cops!” cried Little Caesar. “Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico Salad?” Meanwhile, back at the Ranch…
revisages over 12 years ago
i’m hungary. i’ll have the turkey. hold the greece
firedome over 12 years ago
reubencrants and guldensmustard?
falstaff2 over 12 years ago
hamlette cried: "horseradisho, horseradisho – my kingfish for a horseradiso!
falstaff2 over 12 years ago
Get thee to a bunnery!
Varnes over 12 years ago
revisages, don’t use the good china….
rshive over 12 years ago
And Hamlette never did get revenge on the Norwegian ferrets.
Jkiss over 12 years ago
Hey at least there’s no Head Cheese.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
But which one is the Hero?
Arianne over 12 years ago
Haha! This has all been absolutely delicious! :ↁ
PatyAnn over 12 years ago
That’s just great. Now I’m hungry. And lunch isnt for another 2 hours. :(
Potrzebie over 12 years ago
I think he forgot to put the Earl of Sandwich in there.
Jules934 over 12 years ago
…palm to forehead…
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
Very astute Satchel.
el8 over 12 years ago
Bucky is a ham on wry