Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 30, 2012
Transcript:
Larry the croc: So, amphibian... You is start life wid tail, live underwater. Den one day-poof-you lose tail, live on land.. How do you esplain. Freddy: I dunno I guess just evolution. How would you explain it? Larry the croc: Mebbe you worship Satan? Crocodile son: Okay, Dad, time to go. Larry the croc: Show us you horns leetle devil frog.
Purple Morpho 2015 over 12 years ago
Omg, the crocs are hilarious!
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
I bet Larry confuses his fellow reptile the horned toad as an amphibian if you know what I mean.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock: “They tell us that we lost our tails, evolving up from little snails…”
margueritem over 12 years ago
Poor frog may not survive this visit…
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
Careful crock, you don’t want Freddy to croak!
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
And this is Larry on only his second beer (by count of cans visible)! For the love of Evolution, Junior, get Freddy out of there before he becomes a victim of Unsocial Darwinism!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
I wanted to say something … but I can’t remember… it’s 3 AM (!) and my brain has gotten froggy…
Before I go I do want to say thanks to Taz (Bruce?) and Willi Nilli for kind words yesterday….
BTW, Taz, I know this site has problems…. but, you mentioned pop-ups.
If you want to see it with ZERO third party ads, pop up or otherwise….to me, it’s worth my $11-something a year, which works out to 3 cents a day, for Pro membership.All I see is a banner for a new comic strip or book. Much as I’d love to support newsprint, I can’t afford the 75 cents a day now, or about $150 a year, for my local paper… which, anyway has FAR fewer strips and no forums… and more ads than news.
walruscarver2000 over 12 years ago
Even the gators are going political.
cdward over 12 years ago
“Devil Frog” – sounds like a minor league sports team. “And now, ladies and gentlemen, here are yooouuuuur Devil Froggggs!”
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Larry’s getting spiritual.
XtremePearls over 12 years ago
larry amazes me at how much of an idiot he can be.i love him!
pfantom58 over 12 years ago
OMG! He ate the Church Lady!
finale over 12 years ago
KidsIn Satan’sService.One of my all-time favorites.
PocketNaomi over 12 years ago
A lovely parody of the way people treat Jews to this day. Nice work, Mr. Pastis.
iFerrarifan over 12 years ago
Maybe the frog is a keronian
Chepi89 over 12 years ago
Larry is mental! I love it!
Chepi89 over 12 years ago
Oh, and watch out for those demonic leapin’ lizards! Muahahahahahahahaha!
Squoop over 12 years ago
I knew it, the crocs are republicans.
peabodyboy over 12 years ago
Freddy’s brother, Gregor, metamorphosized into a a giant insect.
Steveh16 over 12 years ago
You know it would be really funny if the Croc was right for once and tomorrow the frog turns into a demon…
I Quit over 12 years ago
Religion in a microcosm. If you understand it, God did it. If you don’t, Satan did it. Simple ignorance.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Beelzefrog. Say it 3 times and Michael Keatons career is reborn.
Spyderred over 12 years ago
The croc was educated in Tennessee, where creationism is taught alongside the “theory” of evolution.
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
bah humbug on people turning the comments into something scientific or political.I love the Crocs!! They are the only reason I keep coming back cuz I absolutely abhor Rat!!!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 12 years ago
So, the crocs are Republicans…
the burser over 12 years ago
satin worship might explain some things,this? un uh.
Zebrails over 12 years ago
“…a mind is a terrible thing to waste and a waist is a terrible thing to mind…” Best spoken and not spelled out.Wanna turn your stressed thoughts around?Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.so there.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Simple people are easily pleased. The corrupt ones become wrong-wingers…the pure become saints. Or are so already…
“Come on, you little devil…show us you horns…” Hallelujah.Romdum for President, put Moroni back in the White House.
codedaddy over 12 years ago
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
Moishe3rd over 12 years ago
Oy. First, evil Zeeba torments the Crocs. Now, his devil cousin, amphibian, is angering them by dissing their religion. You know what’s gonna happen – Croc will eat amphibian and it will all be Zeeba’s fault!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 12 years ago
@JohnnyDiego
My niece told me this when she was 3. She said she learned it in Church. nuf said.
Re the comic — better not leave that poor froggie alone with Dad.
kp72261 over 12 years ago
This is one of the funniest ones I’ve ever seen. I love the Crocs and Larry cracks me up!
tegm over 12 years ago
that’s not evolution… that’s a life cycle of a species…
agraysky about 12 years ago
LMAO!!
Witherbomb over 4 years ago
7th grade. Someone made a big deal out of the mating patterns of frogs on the discovery channel being shown on the projector.