Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 16, 2012

He owes you for the plastic swords, Eva.

Payback time!

♪He loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!♪

Using love as a weapon. How the heck does that even work? Unless it’s a weapon against the forces of evil and apathy. I could see that.

♪ Love is a battlefield.♪

A Sheer Heart Attack?

Not all girls want to be loved, Lio. At least not yet. Join forces with her, wreak havoc together and maybe, in time, she will get to appreciate you. Then you can go into politics, on opposite sides. That’ll mess the electorate up!

He’s one of the Smothers Brothers.

That’s called a hot pursuit.

to much of a good thing.

Good thing Lio was able to get out of yesterday’s compressed panel and heat up his Amplifier 9000. Now he’s got Eva Rose on defense. It’s an opportunity for him to press his suit!

Would have been funnier if that amp came from the same store that that TV last week did, and it and Lio started chasing her…

Eva wants it and wants it bad when she comes to her senses I hope that some hot little Latino (with money, toys, some awesome pets etc.) comes along and falls madly in love with Lio. Then Eva ends up with an abuser with a car that will not start. She is such a typical brat chick.

Gotta sympathize with Eva on this one. My wife and I are both in wheelchairs. It seems, almost invariably, the tradeoff for wheelchair seating with a good view at concerts is that we end up sitting almost directly in front of the sound system.

Holy cow, I thought I was the last person in America who was familiar with that song.

It’s over 9000!!!

Sorry…

Lio overcomes his first bitch-shield.

Based on how tiny Lio is, the instrument he’s playing must be either a ukulele or a violin!

She will be blown away by your love.

There you go Lio!

Did Lio get that amp from Doc Brown?

That’s a whole lotta lovin…

Turn it up to 11, Liō. \m/