"I'm sorry, sir, but this flight is very crowded. So to save space, we are binding each passenger with bungee chords."
Wait…And you expect to put the hook where?Thanks, but I think I’ll drive…
Bound and gaggled…
They used the music to the Bunny Hop.
…and they’ll be a $20 bungee cord charge.
Next at Spirit Airlines!
And that’s first class, wait til you see what they do for economy.
“If we can get it tight enough you don’t have to pay for the second seat.”.@ philyfanstukinmi For economy class the hook is attached to the tail and you fly like a kite.
NO, you are not SORRY!
And the lighter people will be shoved into the overhead bins.
do you still serve peanuts?
No wonder that woman yesterday feared flying.
STOP giving the TSA ideas. Getting on a plane is bad enough as it is.
August 21, 2015
phuhknees about 12 years ago
Wait…And you expect to put the hook where?Thanks, but I think I’ll drive…
wvhappypappy about 12 years ago
Bound and gaggled…
J Short about 12 years ago
They used the music to the Bunny Hop.
Possum Pete about 12 years ago
…and they’ll be a $20 bungee cord charge.
CHAZ.SHIELDS about 12 years ago
Next at Spirit Airlines!
philyfanstukinmi about 12 years ago
And that’s first class, wait til you see what they do for economy.
Woody157 about 12 years ago
“If we can get it tight enough you don’t have to pay for the second seat.”.@ philyfanstukinmi For economy class the hook is attached to the tail and you fly like a kite.
LingeeWhiz about 12 years ago
NO, you are not SORRY!
alan.gurka about 12 years ago
And the lighter people will be shoved into the overhead bins.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 12 years ago
do you still serve peanuts?
Stephen Gilberg about 12 years ago
No wonder that woman yesterday feared flying.
fixer1967 about 12 years ago
STOP giving the TSA ideas. Getting on a plane is bad enough as it is.