Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 16, 2012

So the last day was a looooong time ago.

Bud, some one stole your seat cushions…………………

So, nobody tried my egg and doughnut snack from yesterday, then? And you call yourselves lovers of strange things…. you’re reading the comic, now try the food.

Huh. Gary wears boxer briefs.

@mtvbuckeye:And for that, we thank him. We don’t need banana sacks this early in the morning. ;-)

Yeah 700, but I feel like I’m only 675.

I always figured that Gary went commando. Oh Geez….. what a horrible picture that paints………

Gary could have a much more of interesting life if only he decided to torment Leopold for a change.

I’d live every day as if it was my last. But quitting my job, telling off people to their face, and spending all my money would be hard to keep up everyday.

Gary is so depressed. I’m worried for him. Can a 700-year-old Reform vampire develop clinical depression?

Leopold sure can take the fun out of life … er, death.

Wow… he sure has a LOT of catching up to do, then. ;-)

Oh Gary. Some days I feel like that too.

in dog years I’m dead